ok so

pretty hot girl msgs me first on tinder saying she thinks im handsome

we talk for a bit

I say "so when we going out"

she replies: well what do you think about making this a night for three?

me: what u mean

she: thats my gf in the last pic

me: threesome?

she: yeah if you down

me: duhhh

so I come over to their crib (really nice apartment) last night, this was my first threesome experience and it was f***ing insane.

I'm a bit of an awkward dude when im in unfamiliar situations so, I sit on the edge of the couch and they two sit beside each other infront of the tv.

I suggest we watch a tv show, they oblige, we start having small talk while the show is playing and then it kinda gets awkwardly silent...

we're all focused on the tv and they straight up start making out, and im like holy s*** I've never seen 2 girls making out in real life before, and they're like come over here

so we're on the couch in their living room and they're feeling each other up and starting to undress and im like wait can we move to the bedroom, they're like yeah

we get to the bedroom, they both start giving me the craziest top ever, HIGHLY recommend 2 girls going to town on u, sick ass feeling.

it starts escalating and I realize I don't have any condoms so im like do u guys have condoms they're like no and we aren't on birth control so u can't f*** us without one.

I immediately go to 7-11, and its f***ing closed at midnight cuz of covid.

I über to a further 7-11 and grab the condoms and come back. we get back to it but this was the beginning of the end because my f***ing d*** wouldn't stay hard in the condoms and we just gave up and I went home.

overall, sick experience, 10/10 would recommend. there's more to the story and im here to answer and speculative questions for all the b****es that gon say this is cap

sorry about your cock

Was last night the craziest night of your life ?

Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?

This the single for your new album?

"I realized I don't have any condoms" floored me. Man are you serious ?

She gonna unmatch you its over ...unless you trolling

Pics of the girls

"Last night was mad real
But the condom I couldnt fill"

How you forget to bring condoms

“Sick ass feeling” 💀

op you might be gay!

lmao right? why the f*** would you f*** 2 random girls without a condom

well well well looks like we have a s***haver on our hands !!!

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OP a mf GLACIER BOY

Get some viagra or some old man

how the f*** did you bot bring condoms my guy you always bring condoms if you don't have a condom on you at all times are you even a man

I never have condom now what am i

yeah mane

You are denied from a f*** fest

my guy they invited me for a threesome so I assumed they'd have condoms