a sword sliced the air, I pulled out the na na

rolled off the bed, then shot back- pow-pow

😕

Bite my shiny metal ass

Why is random buried?
Had to go to my last post to reach this sub.

No such thing as a life that's better than yours

...........
...unless, no I shoudn't

Unless your S. F*** that guy.

Hah I won nobody will see this and I win by default

Repeat your lie for the winners in the back.

Oh man

People that go to the movies as a social activity, or to be a part of popular moments need to walk into traffic at 5 pm sharp. We don't need you muhfuckas on the planet no more. If another one of you parasites ask me about the film you just watched in whole, I'm going to rip your tongue out with my bare hands and drive my thumbs through your adams apple. F*** you 3000.

lol, tv/film section is filled with those types. They'll admit to watching a movie several times in theaters. Like really?

James Corden confirmed fat p****

minimalism

If I was a billionaire I'd make a monthly live stream were I'd choose a bunch of random people to play Monopoly for real money. I'd hire the best comedians to do play by play comentary. After the inaugural game players will be chosen via a Golden Top Hat that can only be found in a box of Hamburger Helper. Players will spend the weekend in a 5 star resort, and the game will begin Sunday night at 7:40 pm. Bonus prizes will go to the player with the best s*** talk ($10,000) and the player with the most 7's rolled ($7000)

Baby, you've got to be more discerning
I've never known what's good for me
Baby, you've got to be more demanding
I’ll be yours

Sh!t