Has anyone noticed that from around 2015 on Kanye started doing features where he’ll have these goofy ass bars out of nowhere that make you whole verse he’s just painting this nonsensical picture about Calabasas life and the controversies and s*** but it comes across as so random

Off the top of my head:
Carti - Go2damoon
She ugly hot
Like a chick that call you to borrow
Five hunnid, then promise she gon' pay you back tomorrow
Then left with a scammer with a Gucci hat from Marshall's
Slept with him, then woke up, saw his watch was a Fossil
He’s rapping like we’re following him when he described this supposedly archetypal ugly hot woman
You always askin' for Buddha, you a Budapest
The case so brief, don't bring your briefcase
Travis - Watch
I could tell Larry David was the mind behind Seinfeld
*I need someone else to make this drink, because
You don't understand the juice to vodka ratio
That could satisfy a real drunk, guess what?
Never trust a bartender that don't drink, b****
Yall not hearing him tho
X - One Minute
She wanna give you the cookie, you Famous Amos
She gave you the p****, but you ain't pay for the anus
Who are these unnamed girls Kanye is always talking wild about on these features
69 - Kanga
They tried to say I ain’t black no more / about as black as Macklemore…
Just bought a piece of fashion nova / your girlfriend look like a ogre*

Share your favorite random goofy Ye feature lines

Watch is a classic feature the Carti feature is hot ass though

Ay ntm on my GOAT this morning

Most of the time I love it
Go2damoon is classic

That Twitter thread about the 2000s Kanye beats makes me sad cause

1) his beats were flawless back then and he took up the bulk of the work.

2) He snapped on EVERY feature. You saw featuring Kanye West and you knew it was going to be fire. Nowadays he just does some nonsense on tracks like the Ghostface feature he did should have been a top tier feature smh

Top tier yapping

Lol im a seasoned kanye hater but everything he said is facts here

She wanna give you the cookie, you Famous Amos
She gave you the p****, but you ain't pay for the anus

i never heard this thats f***ing hilarious

Goat

They s***ted on his prod?

The part about the juice to vodka ratio is insanely real though

nah it’s a thread honoring it. Ima make a thread about it

That song with 2Chainz and Brent Faiyaz

Ugly hot is a 21

That Part was really the goat one of these

his verse on Watch really fire i think about that juice to vodka ratio bar every time i go to a bar lmao

Beggars cant be choosers b**** this aint chipotle

he lost the ability to write

They sound like CS/yeezus era verses before cyhi rewrites them

Tbf his bars have always been random but they used to not be cringe. Around wtt he started talking about random s***encounters that made no sense mixed with bad jokes

After TLOP Kanye's career went downhill unfortunately

I guess but he still had KSG, Daytona, Jesus Is Born(not to be mistaken for JIK), and Donda under his belt.

Edit: And he executive produced WLR, the most influential rap album this decade.

4th dimension is peak goofy kanye such a classic verse

Good thread