How if she finessed the nigga for dinner and drinks and didn't let him f***?

Roasting her gets him no points. Bro bending over backwards, eating outside his means for her attention lol

Furthermore, women do that everyday...and laugh about it.

I looked at the menu and these prices really aren’t that bad. Reminds me of a place I’d take my girlfriend and I’m not rich or anything.

But that’s my girlfriend. I wouldn’t take a girl that I’m probably not gonna smash on a first date here. Id assume she’s gonna get that lobster spaghetti and s***

He's got other way more outta pocket threads

Like?

No, in my scenario I very clearly said she got him taking her out and still WONT let him f***. You took the quick nut s*** like he bust in her. He literally told us he ain't f***ed in a min and last time he bust in 15 secs and girl blocked him lol

Being right on the internet must be a f***ing d*** lmao

Yeah you missed two threads of it...

B**** gon’ run up the tab

@op it's not too late to just call it off and use the money you'll inevitably have to spend on dinner on an escort you're actually attracted to & garaunteed to f***. Spare you & Brittany the BS. Surely this suggestion is not off the table. You don't have morals or standards...

Just book a crackhead. Body fat % should be what you're looking for.

When y’all finished eating, say you gotta go to the restroom and then escape out the bathroom window and stick her ass with the bill

He cant. He down bad for some p**** bro. He gotta see it through

this is too good man

Twist your words?? I literally quoted u lmao

This thread is exactly why we need sharia law.

This thread was hilarious before the virtue signalers came in

fat people are undeserving of respect

Thread made me hungry ngl

nigga ain't ever watch scarface?

One of my favorite movies ever, your s*** just missed.

That bill def gon’ end up $500

This has to be a joke this menu is dirt cheap in boston/nyc

That girl dont need no more food tho