Tryna see titties, tryna show d***, and I swear to god I hope they post it

You know I was just kidding... Unless you gon do it

If a stripper named Porscha and you get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan
Excuse me, that's just the Henny, man

She's got the same thing, about me, but more, about us
She's coming over, so I guess, that means, I'm her d****
Just let me peek now, I mean damn, I'm so curious
She's got a lover, so the lies, and the lust, is a rush

Eatin Asian P****
All I need was Sweet and Sour sauce 😋

They prolly all in the Hamptons, braggin' 'bout what they made
F*** you and your Hampton house, I'll f*** your Hampton spouse
Came on her Hampton blouse and in her Hampton mouth
Y'all 'bout to turn s*** up, I'm 'bout to tear s*** down
I'm 'bout to air s*** out, now what the f*** they gon' say now?

Told her beauty is why god invented eyeballs
and your booty is why god invented my balls

There's one white girl told me she hate white cock
That's when I knew hip hop was the new rock

Old b****es know I put the d*** on they dentures

Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign

Every time this part comes on I turn it tf upppppp

This is my favorite

eating asian p**** , all I needed was sweet and sour sauce

god took that ye from us, f*** him

then she came like AHhhHHhHhhHhH

Comedy still there just not sexual.
"You be textin like yooo i'm like yooooo I been avoidin you"

"Head of the class and she just want a swallowship..."

"You've been a bad girl, give Santa three kisses. Gave her the hot chocolate, she said it's deer-icious..."

"Baby you're fired and ya girlfriend hired, but if you don't mind I'ma keep you on call"
"houseKEEPing, I mean got damn, one time let it be a bad b**** sweeping"

"Special Ed got head from a girl in special ed
You know the pretty ones in that dumb class
But she got that dumb ass"

@ready2die
you're post about ET made me think " what's next, alien sex" might be the most ridiculous

This is gonna come off as me having racist thoughts on the brain.
But if he included the word asian in here anywhere this would 50x as wilder

I always had a PhD, a pretty huge d***
Ladies tired of getting ripped off by guys like this
Where giving head is like a whale that's using a toothpick