you can just lift up the shorts leg and pee directly into the toilet bowl. it's way better this way

i'm sinking in a bottle.

Agreed

Nobody wears shorts anymore.

do you live in antarctica?

brother freeballing in shorts at home is peak

underwear?

absolutely not...

understandable

Yall don't use vacuum to suck it all off? F***ing peons lmao

as we speak

Sitting >

As a grower i always be smaking my meat to the inside of the bowl still somehow, feels like playing russian roulette whenever i use a outhouse.

@OP still hasnt figured out that if u wear dark shorts u can just piss urself

At home

this is the realest thing you’ve ever posted

only risk is hemmoriods cause now ur sitting on a toilet much more in a day (and some scroll their phones endelssly)

If I’m wearing gym shorts I lift up

Man what

Sitting down on the toilet is actually the optimal method of urination

Ok iceberg slim

Lifting down

Yeah as a man unless I’m working out