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  • Apr 18
    Smacked Voodoo

    Never understood the point of non-alcoholic beer. Just drink water at that point.

    Also Heineken is probably the worst of the cheap/common beers, s*** tastes disgusting. So I can't imagine the non-alcoholic version being pleasant.

    Yeah the whole point of Heineken is to get drunk quickly and cheaply

  • Apr 18
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    Man what lmao. Where y'all getting that Heineken is a cheap beer? Its priced above Budweiser and Coors, which are priced above s*** like Natural Light, Miller High Life, Busch, etc. I wouldn't even consider Heineken a cheap beer unless its just cheaper in Europe than it is in the states. You can get a 6 pack of 16oz Steel Reserves for $5. If youre just wanting to get a cheap drunk, just buy a 5th of Thunderbird for $3. That s*** is literally made for broke alcoholics.

  • Apr 18
    Don Makaveli

    That’s just muddy seltzer water

    I cant tell if you mean just the 0 alc one or both

    also why would anyone drink this s*** when hop water is so prevalent now and actually tastes good

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    Man what lmao. Where y'all getting that Heineken is a cheap beer? Its priced above Budweiser and Coors, which are priced above s*** like Natural Light, Miller High Life, Busch, etc. I wouldn't even consider Heineken a cheap beer unless its just cheaper in Europe than it is in the states. You can get a 6 pack of 16oz Steel Reserves for $5. If youre just wanting to get a cheap drunk, just buy a 5th of Thunderbird for $3. That s*** is literally made for broke alcoholics.

    if you think hennekin is not cheap beer, wait till you find out about craft beer lmfao

    I normally pay like $15ish for a good 6 or 4 pack unless im cheap and get trash like founders or bells around $10, which is the same for hennekin as discount 6 packs

    I think even stuff like guinness is still more than hennekin

  • Apr 18
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    Fever

    if you think hennekin is not cheap beer, wait till you find out about craft beer lmfao

    I normally pay like $15ish for a good 6 or 4 pack unless im cheap and get trash like founders or bells around $10, which is the same for hennekin as discount 6 packs

    I think even stuff like guinness is still more than hennekin

    I know about craft beer. From what I remember working at a liquor store Heineken was around $10 for six, where Budweiser is $2 dollars cheaper.

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    I know about craft beer. From what I remember working at a liquor store Heineken was around $10 for six, where Budweiser is $2 dollars cheaper.

    exactly, 10 is the going rate for cheap 6 packs, at least here. thats why founders is the same, both cheap macros owned by big names like AB. sad to watch bells do the same after larry retired. thing about bud is it isnt technically beer after the recipe change though too

    beer just is priced weird asf now

    I want to know why seltzer is priced like that or more though. its like water and malt or vodka thats it

  • Apr 18
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    Fever

    exactly, 10 is the going rate for cheap 6 packs, at least here. thats why founders is the same, both cheap macros owned by big names like AB. sad to watch bells do the same after larry retired. thing about bud is it isnt technically beer after the recipe change though too

    beer just is priced weird asf now

    I want to know why seltzer is priced like that or more though. its like water and malt or vodka thats it

    Regardless, you aren't buying Heineken because its cheap. People buy Heineken, Corona, etc., in the states for the brand name. If youre buying cheap beer, youre gonna buy something like Keystone Light which you can get a 12 pack for under $12 which is what you would pay for a 6 pack of Heineken almost.

  • Undecided

    Regardless, you aren't buying Heineken because its cheap. People buy Heineken, Corona, etc., in the states for the brand name. If youre buying cheap beer, youre gonna buy something like Keystone Light which you can get a 12 pack for under $12 which is what you would pay for a 6 pack of Heineken almost.

    well yeah I guess, I think we need a different term for the ultra cheap stuff at this point with how the markets changed though. The people buying bud will say they have cheap beer, buts its not keystone, hamms, edge, natty, or black label level at all. But the hennekin 10 dollars is around the cost of summer shandy, sam adams, or whatever too and those exist in that weird middle ground

    and people will still view hennekin the same way as below sam adams even, theres like 4 specific price points now and its exhausting to keep up with, big reason why I just quit drinking so much beer. I dont understand the pricing on this stuff even 90% of the time anymore

    but the more I wake up the more I think about how I havent seen someone drink hennekin since I was in high school over 10 years ago now either. who is buying this stuff?

  • Lupe back in convo, thank you Kendrick

  • Apr 18
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    It’s water but if you want 25%+ bodyfat

  • Donebefore

    It’s water but if you want 25%+ bodyfat

    It still has a really really small percentage of alcohol I believe

  • Apr 18

    A mocktail

  • browser

    But it doesnt have an endearing taste lol

    Its bitter and almost flavorless with a savory hint that isnt salty. Thats a terrible experience outside of getting drunk

    What beers have you tried? I’m just curious

  • Apr 18

    Lupe always be my goat but there is no way am drinking that Heineken s***

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    WT777

    He'll nah the bottom of the barrel is s*** like Miller, Busch, Michelob ect

    those are a tier above. real ones know true bottom of the barrels are icehouse, natural light and milwaukee best

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    lacriminal

    Recovering alcoholics want a word with you

    Can't they just drink juice?

  • GoodbyeCarl

    Can't they just drink juice?

    Hey I love juice too. I'm just saying there's a reason

  • J__

    https://www.foodandwine.com/news/heineken-zero-point-zero-nonalcoholic-beer-lawsuit

    This is dumb af. Don’t eat fruit then

  • still haram Lupe

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    browser

    I hate regular beer so what the f*** is the point of this. Literally drinking cold sweat lol

    Gas station beers are the worst.

    Craft beer only

  • Apr 18
    Marleezy

    those are a tier above. real ones know true bottom of the barrels are icehouse, natural light and milwaukee best

    Lmao if we including that low we can also include the Pabst blue ribbon, bud ices and keystone ices of the world. He did say of the known cheap beers tho lol

  • onetwo

    Somehow he’s hating on Kendrick here

    Po up (don’t drink)

  • Apr 18
    Zezima

    Gas station beers are the worst.

    Craft beer only

    On a real blonde/ipa kick rn, cigar city Is f***in fire especially cosmic crown

    That and b Nektar mead

  • browser

    Eh

    Some things are like banana or lime flavored candy

    Sure based off of how probability works millions of people out there like banana or lime candy but 7 out of 10 people would be offended if you handed them a bag of candy and left them only the banana or lime flavor as opposed to cherry orange blue green apple etc

    Id bet money that same ratio of people hate the taste of beer outside of it getting them drunk

    F*** off

    not everybody is a teenager looking to get drunk, bud... if that were the case, expensive craft beer wouldn't be so lucrative.

    once you grow up, more and more of your friends will start to enjoy having a couple of beers together and then calling it a night. most youngin's don't like the taste of beer - yes, that is normal. but once your taste buds evolve, a lot of people you know will actually enjoy the taste of beer. and that's the age group that non-alcoholic beer is made for, not you