what's some good lies to get off? used up all my good ones been getting bored

Jury duty?

yeah

Jury duty?

no im just writing a book of lies

Explosive diarrhea.
They never ask for further details

COVID Brain

oh you’re trying to get off work

at first I though you were asking how to “get off” lies in general

Whenever I meet new people I always lie about my name and what I do for a living

tell them your dad injured himself on vacation and you have to pick him up from the airport

Said I had COVID one time when I’ve never caught it in my life

Oh I got some lies that’ll get you off

I didnt pay my phone bill couldnt text anyone back

just say you have school? When I was summoned the person who was in charge said that if you have school that may interfere, let them know and they probably wont pick you

edit: oh its not jury duty? ok nvm

tbh it depends what youre trying to get out of

no that is what im asking for

damn this thread didnt go the way i wanted it to nvm

OP is ugly

OP is sexy

Don’t lie

My white co-worker (she’s like 50) told me when they ask if there is a reason why she cannot serve as a juror, she always tells them she’s racist to avoid doing it and she says it works every time

lmaooooo

Story telling thread

I got you in a few hours.

Yeah you don’t even need to say this just straight out tell the judge “I’m biased and will definitely find the accused guilt” and you’re sweet