Fellas I recently fell down a rabbit hole that exposed truths truer than I thought possible.

Ancient mystics devised these techniques to keep a grip on lovers for an eternity. Play this recording at odd intervals at a quiet volume that women around you can hear and watch yourself turn into a CASANAOVA

Be VERY careful and don't listen to this video for too long or YOU yourself may turn into a mindlocked cock zombie.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I've listened to these already
they don't do s***

there's only 2 posters above me and idk who's more down bad

also report OP for disinformation these turn you into a cockhungry zombie not a casanova

Bro

Not surprised to see you ITT.

Likewise, brother

Not surprised to see you ITT.

Cucks.

Not surprised to see you ITT.

Gotta stay consistent!

Artist's depiction of h**** cock zombie

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Not gonna lie, I expected a rant about “modern women”

We respect women on this forum

This has been a thing since the 90s. I fell down this hole to one day. Its called gooning. People would get in a group at the late night theatres and watch p*** all night without cumming, and those who came lost the gooning session

Moron

why are you calling me a carrot in Welsh

wrong

I am a c***wizard

Icing my balls so I can be at peak potency for my army of h**** cock zombies.