I'm trying to not eat anything that has palm oil

yeah..good luck with that

Add planet of the apes

They used to tell us in NYC these evil motherfuckers killed your sperm cells

Guess we won’t be needing that male birth control after all

Abortions will be illegal because we'll need humanity to survive Republicans won

who counting all this sperm & measuring these d*** sizes

The s*** the military dumps is wretchedly foul. Anyone near a military base is born f***ed

anyone else remember growing up and hearing the average p**** size was 6 inches? nowadays all i hear is its apparently 5.5"-5.2"

We need the government to provide free of charge testosterone supplements!!!

Spermnados

Classic

go get your sperm tested fellas. have mine tested annually and I'm always above average when it comes to motility, volume, concentration

only thing about me is my morphology is unique in that my sperm are shaped like bullets. coupled with my high motility the doc said it's likely that they could shoot straight through the egg

Chang thread title to and there’s more to cum*

semen talk itt

you have to c***to do this?

In

Of course bro. That’s the easiest way to for them to test your sperm

Only other way would involve them retrieving it from inside your body but that sounds a lot harder than just nutting in a cup

Children of men movie getting truer and truer