Freaking hate this. It’s so irritating. I already have enough anxiety at work.
He's tryna give you a quick present bro
Santa:
OP:
Then they kiss
You've been a naughty boy OP
he just tryna fill ur stocking bruh
Mall Santa a pimp and he lookin' for a ho ho ho
Just lock eyes, and then walk faster and faster towards him until u are on full speed , then facekick him on the nose
stare harder back
He wants to slide down your chimney bro.
Let him eat ur cookies and milk
NNN really making mfs fantasize
confront him
Walk up to him and ask, “Are you gonna slide down my chimney this year or not?”
This honestly what I would do.
take your d*** out too
he's a f***ing loser man just ignore him
he's jealous
Sit on his lap
Ask for his present
take a dump on him
r u an elf