Modern medicine has gone too far

in all honesty this is a f***ed up thing for this man to have experienced but this mental image of a pump action p**** is wild

Nah dude got dealt a bad hand...

or I guess arm in this case.

Just saw this somewhere else and knew it would already be here

Imagine a headlock from that man

I remember the original story

This is like a joke you'd see in South Park

'inflated into an erection with a hand pump'

oh we'll 1000000% see more of these the older this gen gets this brother walked so a bunch of neo Joe Buddens could fly

dude gon have his girls, sitting and looking like literal parrots when they sit and ride on his arm

How did this guy lose his 🐔?

theres so many practical stuff that dont even make sense, why the arm

u cant be wearing long sleeves forever?

he had a blood infection that spread to his extremities, I think his d*** got necrosis. just turned black, shriveled up, and fell off of his body.

God damn

I assume that vein is there so there can be a stimulating feeling? How long does the pump up boner last? In a way his wife won cause he’ll never have to deal with ED in his golden years

man id rather kill myself than do any of this

5 years of medical school for this

"pump action p****"