A little backstory: my manager was married to woman who runs a Burger King. I don't know why it didn't work out. He's always evasive when the topic gets brought up.

So I've never had a gf before and I finally got one but she works at the Burger King across the street from the CFA where I work. Now normally I don't even talk about my personal life with anyone because I'm very private, but she came over one day and brought me a Whopper and manager overheard me telling Brayden (guy who works the fryer) that she's my girlfriend.

When my shift was over he took me aside and said, "I think of myself as a mentor to all my team members. And I think I'm a pretty good judge of character. If I'm not mistaken you're in love with this young lady. I once believed in love. Then my Burger Queen ripped my heart out so she could 'have it her way.'" He got real angry and I was like, "Skip, i don't know what you're talking about." Then he pulled out his phone and showed me a meme picture of Ronald McDonald walking in on Wendy (from Wendy's) in a bed with the Burger King. He said, "this isn't just a meme, these are real people facing real tragedies."

Then he said that in the middle ages there was something called Prima Noctis where the king got all the women to himself on their wedding night. I told him that was a myth but he refused to believe me and he explained that Burger King continues that practice today, though in what way I couldn't understand.

Anyway, I told my gf about it and she said Romeo and Juliet faced those kinds of situations and they were still happily married (she doesn't seem to know Romeo and Juliet died). Are we really star-crossed lovers?

lol

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Burger kinge

ban OP immediately

This s*** was a good laugh

Thanks op for the copy pasta

I once believed in love. Then my Burger Queen ripped my heart out so she could 'have it her way.'

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this the website that makes fun of reddit

Left her standing in the pouring rain, now she with the big ol Burger King

God why wasnt i born in kenya

big if true

The Tobacky special. F*** OP.

The fact this is a BOH worker makes it so much funnier. BOH is unhinged 😩

📍 Folk Valley

When I talk to the shrink, you better not blink
Ninety-nine problems, it start with the kink
One in the pink, one in the stink
When you shave it down, is it still mink?
Come sue me, #MeToo me
Survivin' Ye, come shoot me
You wanna color me bad like a Coogi
You wanna pack me up like a Tumi
Everybody waitin' for me to say the wrong thing
Okay, you the king, Burger King
I'm finna make a scene, murder scene
'Cause, homie, we done seen everything

Op funny

Get this nigga THE F*** OUTTA HERE!

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