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plus be scandinavian and have a name that closely resembles Haaland

So how’s the Onana deal coming along on this ‘crucial’ thursday?

I have him in the trunk of my car, we should be at Carrington by midnight depending on traffic.

miss him already

finally

here we go so so soon

you're from Czech Republic right?

Bro in so much pain

love to see it

yep

nice, ive been to Prague once. cool place. y'all need the next Nedved been too long

yea i love prague cant lie. new nedved not coming anytime soon im afraid but hopefully hlozek or jurasek might be able to achieve something in the near future

Pre here we go

Baller signing - look at how Allison and Ederson transformed their clubs. Night and day afterwards. Onana coming over at similar age and profile too, solid deal terms. 10/10.

Cya Fred too

Fred 😢

Get McT out asap as well

hojlund prolly not going to happen

I’m going to miss this guy tbh

Mctominay gave him a bad name, this guy always gave his all and was a baller on his day

he will savour every bite of that meal as he lives a life forced to eat english cuisine

Losing these dog s*** players is great but you have to replace them otherwise it's only going to actually hurt the squad

If we get rid of all these players and don't sign anyone it's absolutely going to get to January where we play twice a week and crying about it again

20 fred
20 elanga
30 henderson

• what we already have

BRING ME KANE

i don't agree with the sale prices at all though, we got rinsed on buying players then laughed at when selling players - the guys upstairs are clueless, but i feel like because we need the cash and sales we will just cave in to the first bidder

30 for henderson??

seems quite optimistic to me

decent premier league proven goalkeeper at 26 - could argue more in todays climate

I'm crying at this thread, even if they hadn't just won a treble and the league three times on the bounce some of these are just tepid

"Only RCB option is Akanji"
I get it though, if United ever get good again I'll start running a fake underdog gimmick too

It’s truly appalling. I remember first time I went to England (London) and me + brother were starving. Popped into first restaurant near our hotel, and to this day it might’ve been the worst meal ever. Shepherds pie.

Swear they just got it from a can and microwaved it.