Ronaldo romanticising is crazy

When Ten Hag sets standards and calls out the players = terrible manager.

When Ronaldo unsettles the whole team in the name of "higher standards" and then fails and cries to Piers Morgan in an interview = good.

How on earth has ten hag “set standards” lmao

Rashford was a bit late but realised it was the only trick up his sleeve so brought him on 45 mins later

Scary

How is asking Sancho to do better in the press conference and saying if Maguire stays he has to fight for his place not telling them they need to be better and setting the bar for them?

I feel like you're a few weeks off of having Rangnick nostalgia

Just easy to see through really.

The sancho thing was only said after the game, right?

Maguire was praised for having a good game after Sevilla btw manutd.com/en/news/detail/erik-ten-hag-post-match-reaction-against-sevilla-13-april-2023

And the only plus with Rangnick was that he wasn't a habitual bullshitter like his successor, everything else was a disaster

Just incase anyone forgot Souness is dumb af

Best midfielder to ever grace a pitch??? Bro was exceptional and absolutely world class on his day but what?

It's hilarious

Speaking of witchcraft, what next level curse does Maguire have on him

nothing funnier than a 10th place finish this season and everyone being transferred out in the summer. Casemiro, varane, shaw, bruno, Eriksen, Maguire, etc.

Can finally end the "Three Lions Maguire" myth

ugly af

Maguire

the gift that keeps on giving

he comes across annoying af to me (like Sancho but more outgoing and bigger ego), but jude's talent is real

Have that rather than a 5th place finish. Maybe the Glazers might rethink not selling if we do a Chelsea

New 60m kit deal biggest in the world

Still be scrambling for loans because of “ffp” I’m sure

Need martial to bag goals like that

Wonder what that report about him getting let go meant

I still think we'll come good and get top 4 at least

Needs to start for god’s sake

hopefully hes fit to do like 60-70 mins this weekend

By far one of the best parts about that pathetic arsenal game

Very exciting