They're dumber than given credit for if that's who we sign

this is ridiculous lmaoo

Murtough cooking up his last bit of business

Can we get Alexander Isak?

Never expected he’d become that good for Newcastle tbh

wow

so if Newcastle beat Milan at home while PSG draw at Dortmund, Newcastle are in and PSG are out? unbelievable work by Howe if they pull this off.

Shame they f***ed it up last minute tonight

Sus pen decision tbh

Timo is a very intelligent player. Quietly finds space in the attacking third on a consistent basis.

His finishing is of the Nuñez variety but from that dismantled Chelsea CL team, I would much rather have had him than AI-generated Mason Mount who isn’t actually good at anything

Those first two sentences sound like the same rhetoric that Arsenal fans use to excuse Havertz for being s***

I see what you mean but Havertz is weird because no one knows what his skillset is. He’s playing LB for Germany now ffs

Werner is a pretty simple player. Fast, knows how to lose his marker, decent passer of the ball. Most importantly, everyone knows what position he plays.

I’ve been dreaming of a two-striker formation at United for ages and I would take Timo. I think he would link up nicely with Hojlund and help compensate for how awful our wing play is (Rashford)

rashford can't play in a 2 striker formation tho imo (as the winger in support to the 2 strikers). we're just in a hole cause we're not going to bench rashford.

yeah I haven't watched anything yet going to catch the detailed highlights later

What can Rashford do?
Can’t play as a lone striker
Can’t play as a two up top striker
Can’t play as a right winger
Can’t play with low confidence

I don’t really see why a player so not versatile as him is expected to play every week. Especially when the one thing he’s good at normally (beating a man and cutting in) isn’t working for him cus he loses every ball he gets this season.

Also have to admit that we play way too static this season for Rashford to charge quickly at players, maybe with a higher ball tempo that will improve.

he's good at filling the home-grown club player quota count.

bout it.

Rashford is akin to a finished Jamie Vardy. Hang around the last man and hope someone can find him with the perfect ball.

He catches fire in cup competitions and in Europe but that’s about it. Those kind of players are usually bench options or filter out to mid-table sides. For some reason, this club is very possessive of their academy products and will hold onto them until the bitter end. Remember Tyler Blackett lol

bruh what the f*** is a penalty or not a penalty. I don't get it, haven't they not given that PSG pen like every match.

don't really know football do you

kyle walker will say rashford is the hardest players to play againts but it always the genius on X or forum that will tell you rashford is washed

No clue how Dias didn’t get sent off for city. Why do we review every offside and handball, but not potential red cards. VAR makes no sense.

Openda looks legit tho.

he handled that well, my manager

skysports.com/football/news/11095/13018055/galatasaray-vs-man-utd-in-1993-eric-cantona-sent-off-bryan-robson-bloodied-in-dramatic-game

Lmao @ Newcastle

absolutely shocking refereeing though, wish we got the Qatari pay off he got