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Hope ETH expands on this Bruno false 9 thing next season, played our best football at the end of last season with him in that position. Our wingers are s*** at crossing so what’s the point in having a target man up there roaming aimlessly. Lowkey even think you could make it work with Hojlund on one of the wings.

If we replace McTominay and Amrabat with that Neves guy and another new midfielder I think it might actually become something very interesting. Any tacticos itt have thoughts on this?

Mental our best move last season wasn’t even his idea

Something real fishy 🐟 🎣 going on

Not Palace

De Zerbi in Marseille then

60m for Olise, 58m for Branthwaite - we need to sell Casemiro to Saudi for the 70m bag asap and try and recoup 50m from the Sancho and Greenwood sales.

We’d get Todibo for cheaper but would say it’s more of a risk bc he hasn’t played in the Prem.

We should be going for De Ligt instead of that Branthwaite guy man. Idk why ppl want Maguire 2.0 at our club

Dream window for me is:
Neves
De Ligt
Olise
Todibo
Physical midfielder
Leftback
Back up Striker

Not realistic but I think that’s what it takes

The injury prone guy who hasn’t cut it at two big clubs now and is on a ridiculous wage at Bayern? No thanks

I don’t want Branthwaite either really

Yeah maybe we should stop signing Dutch players for a while, but I think he’d be cheaper and better than Brantwaite

Real captain

de ligt aka the dutch Harry Maguire

Want Brantwhaite mostly off that goal against Liverpool, just made me feel good.
If we’re getting a Bayern CB at least go with the nuclear option and get Upamecano, would be some great comedy.

Would rather have todibo, although can’t guarantee it’d work. Branthwaite is at least tall and quicker than your average cb.

Don’t know if you’re being shady or what here but think that’s a bit different sis.

Do we actually not have money or is it specifically that we don't want to buy a winger without selling one first?

United is on an upward trajectory from here on out

Mark my words 🛫

It is the eve of the Euros. For the next 31 days, this club’s problems are nonexistent to me

de ligt is Maguire 2.0 dude is slow as mollases

here here. starting it off right tmrw with a mctominay hatrick

McTominay brace vs Germany to kick it all off

70m for Branthwaite