Ten Hag gets an angel on his shoulder as soon as he is about to get sacked

yep. was just about to type that out that the higher powers woke up once again before the penalty.

Southampton making us look good at set pieces, they’re definitely getting relegated.

Commentator keeps going on about sliding doors moment and getting the season up and running ffs wish I had as much confidence in this team.

ye idk about him, looks casual/afraid to get stuck into anything. Tidy passer when he has space and time tho

manager*

There is quality in some of these players

We got Berbatov at home lookin ass

genuinely surprised that these guys didn’t sell a few games last season or even this one right now when ten hag’s job is on the line. why are they even doing this to themselves and keep saving his ass ?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

Tbf, as much as Ten Hag is clearly out of his depth, I’m not mad at the players for not giving up. They did that for every other manager.

alright now it’s time to unleash the dogs

Do these mfers want to walk the ball into the goal or what?

If we win by 3 I will still hold hope this season will be different

Need to be hitting four in a game like this, considering we struggle with goals in other games

I thought it was only Arsenal players that got booked after kicking balls away

Dalot on a yellow with the game he’s had staying on is surprising, especially bc Maz has been so much better.

Maguire booked already?

Who’s playing lb?

It was either Evans or Antony

We haven’t scored many goals in so long our players don’t know how to lmao

So many attacks in this game we just fizzled out

Sick

Our two main cbs injured

Shame eriksens legs are gone, closest thing we have to a tempo controller and his line-breaking passes are very good still