rooney was giving autographs to people in a w****house at 18
he must be dumber than a bag of fertilizer

palmer comes across as a bit more socially inept than dumb (it's definitely both though)

Call me a hater but I don’t think he’s playing well — he has a few assists but his actual performances are much lower than Palmer, Madueke, Jackson, and Nkunku

Cole Palmer is a phenom, man. Wish we could replace Fernandes with him. Manchester born and bred and he a fan he a fan

The “who you gonna replace ten Hag with?????” crowd watching nobody names like Arne S*** and Maresca implement offensive philosophies within their first two months of managing

Yeah exactly lol. Both LVG and Jose won trophies yet for ETH it’s this bulletproof excuse we need to stick with his mediocrity

Also, I couldn’t give a s*** who will replace him. I’m not the director of football

It’s just blatantly obvious you can’t stick with ten hag

No Son in Spurs squad… maybe we can get a point.

So with a newbie like Slot coming in and instantly performing with first place, with virtually 0 transfers, we can now confidently say that Klopp was really underperforming for the last 3 years or so right?

Bro had 2 good seasons at Lpool and ppl were comparing him to SAF and Pep

where is shaw rn

can't handle many more dalot lb game

Came down with a case of the Malacia

Amad and Eriksen benched, heaven forbid we drop Fernandes eh

Regardless of how s*** we are, it's always weird to see people want us to lose

Shaw is never going to be consistently fit again so nobody should be relying on him in any way.

Mags out, Martinez better not get his typical unnecessary yellow today

Should be freezing Shaw’s pay at this point, it’s ridiculous he was unfit all of last season then played for England and is now unfit again

Mckenna is the answer btw

doing it now would be unfair to him though and quite risky, imo giving ruud a shot and securing mckenna for next season would be an ideal scenario for y’all though

united getting a point at the very least today for sure imo, tottenham is donkey dung

that front 3 of theirs today looks hilarious

gonna be a battle of mid but i hope it will be more entertaining than the north london derby at least

amad comes on and scores a winner imo

Grand scheme he’s a tier below SAF and Pep for obvious reasons

I’d keep him below Jose as well.

Probably on a par with Wenger — grand scheme he did win every major trophy once and had a few 90+ points seasons but like you say the last few seasons it felt like he was going through the gears and they should’ve done better than they ended up

lmao

lmao im crying man

how you let him run through the whole field

Dalot?

What a f***ing shambles

Jesus Chroist