Sep 29, 2024·2 repliesJust came across this beauty
Erik ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United".
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who l am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who l am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Mr Ten Hag?"
Sep 29, 2024·1 reply
- Sep 29, 2024Oblivionn
Post 3rd place finished and a cup
i see tru all the lies
- Sep 29, 2024Marble
Just came across this beauty
Erik ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United".
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who l am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who l am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Mr Ten Hag?"
that was good 
Sep 29, 2024·1 reply- Sep 29, 2024·1 replyhttps://twitter.com/edwinsphere/status/1840445415340036425KingOfPop
yikes thats embarrassing. his issue is he like literally does not want to defend. like he wants to be a winger or something
- Sep 29, 2024·1 replyDEL_DVYg
yikes thats embarrassing. his issue is he like literally does not want to defend. like he wants to be a winger or something
The excuse is he's out of position. It's not like a striker being asked to play full back, he just plays on the other side.
Absolutely terrifying.
Sep 29, 2024MarbleJust came across this beauty
Erik ten Hag walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
Ten Hag:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Erik ten Hag, Manager of Manchester United".
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Ten Hag: Just ask anyone here at the bank who l am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who l am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Hag but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Ten Hag:"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Erik stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Mr Ten Hag?"
Damn bro got banned for this?
Sep 29, 2024MarbleThis one’s even worse
https://twitter.com/Rzj77_/status/1840439817013710965
- Sep 29, 2024Marble
Does this dumbass know we’ve signed like 12 first team players since ETH came in?
https://twitter.com/markgoldbridge/status/1840434732925927854As a fan base I wish we could collectively move on from Goldbridge, he’s the deadest guy.
- Sep 29, 2024·1 replyKingOfPop
The excuse is he's out of position. It's not like a striker being asked to play full back, he just plays on the other side.
Absolutely terrifying.
That doesn’t excuse him just not trying there though.
- Sep 29, 2024
This man could win us the Europa league this season and I’d genuinely be okay if the entire team and coaching staff jumped him on his way out, he’s terrible.
- Sep 29, 2024·3 replies
draw against porto = sacked ?
- Sep 29, 2024Glitter Boy
That doesn’t excuse him just not trying there though.
It does for the dalotsexuals who think he’s some sort of whizz kid because he had a spell in Italy
- Sep 29, 2024DEL_DVYg
draw against porto = sacked ?
You think we’ll get a draw, admire your optimism mate.
- Sep 29, 2024
Imagine the Barnsley game ends up being our highlight of the season
Sep 29, 2024DEL_DVYgdraw against porto = sacked ?
i mean an away draw to porto wouldn’t be the worst of results, happened to better teams many times . i think he’s safe for the porto game regardless the outcome unless it ends up in some truly embarrassing battering, aston villa game before intl break will be the one that decides his fate
- Sep 29, 2024·1 reply
funny thing is I could totally see him pull a good result at villa park with a convincing win to somehow save his ass once again
Sep 29, 2024·1 replyunderachieverfunny thing is I could totally see him pull a good result at villa park with a convincing win to somehow save his ass once again
ten hag got more lives than a cat at this point.
I mean, yeah of course he havent been great. But they have tried so many managers at this point and it havent helped one bit.
So maybe Ratcliffe and co want to stick this one out?
- Sep 29, 2024·1 replyDEL_DVYg
draw against porto = sacked ?
I honestly thinks it’s all about the Villa game, lose that and he’s out of here
- Sep 29, 2024·1 replyFBG LIIIIT
ten hag got more lives than a cat at this point.
I mean, yeah of course he havent been great. But they have tried so many managers at this point and it havent helped one bit.
So maybe Ratcliffe and co want to stick this one out?
yeah but the thing is this guy is actually absolutely clueless, he’s s***
there’s just no point in sticking with that, this guy has no damn plan most of the times these days…. you can’t play with a non-existent midfield
to me he’s easily the worst out the bunch regardless the trophies he won, don’t think United’s ever been straight up embarrassed so many times under any different manager, yet he still always survived
massively overachieved in the league last season as well tbf, how the hell you keep a manager that ends up with a negative GD in any top 6 team ? thats just bollocks …. nothing but respect for the FA cup win but realistically that was the worst thing that could have happened to United heading into this season and it was just so evident from the jump
- Sep 30, 2024·1 replythis is not an alt
I honestly thinks it’s all about the Villa game, lose that and he’s out of here
Marble?
- Sep 30, 2024·1 replyDEL_DVYg
Marble?
No whos that
- Sep 30, 2024·1 replythis is not an alt
No whos that
get too spicy with the scousers?
- Sep 30, 2024DEL_DVYg
get too spicy with the scousers?
Nah that user got banned over some absolute bs I don’t want to get in to lol