Come on Ruben counting down the seconds

crazy that chelsea wouldve gone 3rd with a win, theyre just as s*** as we are, not much quality in that team

Fabinho’s wife
Thiago Silva’s wife
Ronaldo’s sister

Always the South American/Portugeezers
#nooticing

They’re like another version of us — guys like Madueke, Jackson, Neto etc. have good quality games like once every 4 matches and show why they’re slightly better than your average midtable guy but apart from that they’re a bit s***

Then Palmer is doing crazy G/A comparable to early Fernandes

yep definitely similarities between reliance on palmer and bruno to make magic

We used up all of our new manager bounce on a cup game against Leicester’s B team 😭😂🤣😂😭

That Garnacho performance was something i tell ya

Obi-Martin when?

#Ighaloback

Did you see his tantrum the other day cuz someone poached his goal? He already has that diva "me before we" attitude. He'll fit right in

United's banter era will be a Netflix series one day. One of the biggest franchises in the world becoming a shell of it's former self over horse spunk.

Bebe literally being a money laundering scheme.

Moyes' genius brainwave of disposing of one of the most successful the backroom staffs in Premier League history, and making 1 uninspiring signing in Fellaini.

De Gea's transfer not going through to Madrid due to a fax machine malfunctioning.

Relying on a post prime Ronaldo to be the solution, and binning him off after being their player of the season.

Greenwood Scandal.

Old Trafford becoming a glorified waterfall

7-0 against Liverpool.

You couldn't make it up. Reality truly is stranger than fiction.

damn RIP. but yeah even in his Patrick against the 5 year old the other week, he looked like he had a bad attitude.

just want to say graham potter is the biggest snooze of a personality out there.

no way he ever gets another top job.

This picture could be from about 6 different attacks today

I expect rashford to miss chances that require composure, but bruno skying that shot at the end was something else. might be time to move on.

I’m giving him one more chance under his Portuguese brother but man

If Rashford doesn't kick on under the new manager it's time for him to move on. I don't know where he would go.

Yeah, no composure

He's been really s*** this year, hopefully Amorim can get something out of him

idk I doubt we can get him out. on massive wages and seems to love life lifestyle in Manchester.

this club couldn't sell lassie in a pet store. It's just unbelievable how badly managed it is.

Could see him going to Chelsea or Arsenal, and PSG of course