a steady and safe pair of hands

REAL CAPTAINNNNN

no way they dropped a bag on Ruben after learning their lesson with ETH. I think he got a nice pay bump of course after Portuguese league, but hes surely not on a top wage / and probably we put some clauses that mitigate the pay-off in the first year etc. Ratcliffe has shown he will fire anyone at any time, so prob thought ahead that Ruben may not work out.

yeah idk what nominated even means, to make the top '20' or whatever it is, the list has some strange names in it. Jamie carragher to start.

Cost us 10m to get him, 20m to get rid of ETH, must be big to sack Ruben this early in

It’s all jokes but we lowkey really need this win. If you look at the rest of our schedule I would know where we’re gonna get 10 points from

Probably making around 8 mil a year, got 2.5 years left on his contract (I think?) so that’s gonna be about 20 mil

Sixth successive goal starting at Bruno

We’d probably be 19th if it wasn’t for him lol

Chido has to come on now

Hojlund is SO s***

best signing in the post SAF era

Slabgod

He’s an absolute fool if he doesn’t leave us this summer, could probably go to Bayern Real Barca wherever he wants. Could be out there winning CL’s but he’s out here saving us from relegation and then still some fans have the nerve to say he’s s***

That’s a good change we’re struggling in the middle

Plus a set piece goal lines up nicely for Cassy

They would negotiate a sum but it would probably also include a figure for all of his backroom staff. Plus a subsidy for all their air forces and high cut trousers

😂😂

Urgate is a defensive baller

If we forget the Onana mistakes and dorgu red it was an easy 3-0 win

Amorim red army

we ain’t s\*\*\* without Bruno

Big win

Lot against us

well done defeating title challengers Ipswich Town lads

Smart choice.

I died on a hill

The mighty Ipswich proved no match for Amorim’s Army

Lot of character there, not too long ago we’d have totally crumbled after the red

How many times is that Maguire has saved their bacon this season? 3?