Next week vs Wolves 🫣

The way it’s mathematically possible for us to still get relegated

Maybe this is intellectually dishonest, but I don’t consider the bottom 3 clubs to be Premier League clubs. They come up just to go back down and collect parachute payments. Likely same story next year.

So of the stable 17 PL clubs, we’re fourth from the bottom after starting in a reasonable position. And we need to allow this guy some transfer windows for… more fullbacks?

thats unbelievably s*** wow

2006-2013 what a time to be growing up with the team. I accepted our faith after that Madrid loss in CL in 13 that we'd have to suffaaaa for all the good times we had previously.

ive never thought about it that way but spot in. we are literally the 2nd worst PL team which is insane. even if the squad is mediocre, it is not 2nd worst in PL mediocre.

idk who tf would want to join this team either its career suicide to play in this 3421 setup. gonna be a shaky summer.

I think we’ll beat Lyon on Thursday, but we’re def out if we go against athletic bilbao

I’d like to know the manager that gets us into the top parts of the league with Hojlund, Eriksen, Dalot, Onana etc

it's really difficult to actually comprehend the utter unrelenting mediocrity wearing the famous United jersey these days. I know they've been this since 2013, but things just seem to get worse as time goes on.

His best performance for us

I turned it off second half didn’t realise shaw was back

chill tf out

just burn it down

Lmfao

I always said from day 1 that the structure implemented made no sense and we had way too many chefs in the kitchen.

Half are now fired.

First in class!

Just one task: beat Lyon in his absence please

I've reached peak levels of delusion

I actually think we're better off that Ruben joined now and not in the summer. He's got a proper grasp on the current state of the club and the inabilities of certain players

Better than joining in the summer and some players continuing at the club based on the assumption they were better than they looked under an interim

I’m begging they pull through against Lyon so he can make this season worth something

Mate who tf is going to join this team in the summer. He has driven everyone’s value down to can’t give em away for free tier - apart from those that left on loan - and anyone even half decent won’t want to play in this setup.

If he joined in the summer he could get anyone he wanted since it’s an exciting opportunity.

After 6 months of everyone watching Ruben, it’s a death spiral that you need to be an idiot to join. So great some more bad personality players will join and the cycle will go on.