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  • May 4, 2025

    That Chelsea top 10 list is so bad wtf how has nobody stayed more than like 3 seasons at Chelsea

  • May 4, 2025

    Literally to get to even 50 goals you just need to be a striker at a top 6 club and stay there for 3 seasons. That’s it.

    17 goals a season.

  • May 4, 2025
    Grenouille

    Lmaooooo I’m not sure what’s worse - the content of the tweet or that pic

    I’m still crying at that pic

  • May 5, 2025
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  • May 5, 2025
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    Stay calm, we got Dorgu

    https://twitter.com/TheUtdArchive/status/1919027617434325109

    Surely you activate his buy back clause, right? In this market and with the United tax, 15-20 million or however much it is basically equates to like half a Hojlund goal or the intellectual property to Zirkzee's celebration

  • May 5, 2025

    his face trying to read the script

    So much emotion

  • May 5, 2025

    Antony so f***ing good

    Man U destroyed another player

  • May 5, 2025
    Senior Intern

    Surely you activate his buy back clause, right? In this market and with the United tax, 15-20 million or however much it is basically equates to like half a Hojlund goal or the intellectual property to Zirkzee's celebration

    Our goal celebrations are literally our best assets 😂

  • May 5, 2025
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    This fills my heart with joy

  • May 5, 2025
    DEL_DVYg

    https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13361795/oliver-glasners-crystal-palace-turned-season-around-and-reached-fa-cup-final-with-3-4-3-formation

    KOP is ghostwriting for Sky now

    Nothing wrong with the system

    D***heads who have idiotic expectations or want to drive online engagement with their fan page won’t like that though

    Just wait until Ancelotti comes in and plays 4-3-3, that’ll change the world overnight

  • May 5, 2025
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    This fills my heart with joy

    https://twitter.com/AmorimEra_/status/1919284087556038744

    Wenger and Assenal can suck my d***

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    This fills my heart with joy

    https://twitter.com/AmorimEra_/status/1919284087556038744

    This weird ploy by the media here is so transparent. It’s been a thing for as long as I can remember, it now suddenly matters bc it’s us who have a chance to win it? F*** this French rat.

  • May 5, 2025
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    This fills my heart with joy

    https://twitter.com/AmorimEra_/status/1919284087556038744

    Bro needs to f*** off and invent a new offside rule tbh

  • May 5, 2025
    Glitter Boy

    This weird ploy by the media here is so transparent. It’s been a thing for as long as I can remember, it now suddenly matters bc it’s us who have a chance to win it? F*** this French rat.

    I thought it was funny. hes kinda right tho like we're so s*** the 15th/16th placed PL teams fighting for the last CL spot is kinda dumb.

    but the rule makes sense to reward winner with CL cause it incentivizes teams to try in the Europa league otherwise nobody would play anyone but reserves really.

  • May 5, 2025
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    Am I the only one that thinks 21 G/A (only 8 of those in the prem) is not that impressive in 54 games

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    Am I the only one that thinks 21 G/A (only 8 of those in the prem) is not that impressive in 54 games

    who are you speaking about?

  • DEL_DVYg

    who are you speaking about?

    The player with lowest dribble success rate in the prem

  • May 6, 2025
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    Am I the only one that thinks 21 G/A (only 8 of those in the prem) is not that impressive in 54 games

    Garna is a strange, strange case

    He's incredibly young, but the movement & examples where he scores like he did on Sunday show there has to be something there

    But like you said, lowest dribble rate in prem. I'd also argue his numbers are higher at his age compared to the greats because we have such a thin, poor squad he's having to play a lot more than he should

    Still he's not even 21 though so that's got to count for him massively. I think I'd keep him especially if we do get a small handful of forwards in the summer

  • May 6, 2025
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    Strong chance we get relegated under Amorim if we lose Bruno