Should’ve put a buy clause in if they won the league

Nah lol

Most goals I see from Gyok is him getting the ball around the box doing a couple fake shots to fool the dookie defenders and then smashing it in. He’s good but doubt he gets the chance to do that as often in the prem. Osimhen is one of those type of strikers I love, ball gets in the box and somehow Osimhen gets his foot or head against it every time, the exact opposite of Hojlund.

Were probably getting neither but man I’d love a striker like that.

@Grenouille

The only good scout we got is Valencia I don’t trust nobody else itt

True I’m a terrible scout tbh, but that’s mostly cus I’m not watching much footy besides United these days.

60 mil for a guy that played under this s*** manager and has scored 98 goals in a 100 games or some s*** is definitely worth the risk

But this depends on the result on Wednesday tbh

Oh I agree, I’m definitely taking Osimhen over Gyokeres.

I think it’s Isak > Osimhen >> everyone else

Isak would be the stuff of dreams

Cunha done before the last PL game is even played?

It’s time to get serious

I think the United curse reduces whatever potential a star striker has at their current club

Surprised they’ve sorted that so quickly tbh, striker and GK before pre season please

All is forgiven if he buys Antony and Onana back off of us

I think it's the fact we refuse to have depth

Like Dorgu is a good signing. Lots of potential. But when you pay 30+m for him and have no other options, he suddenly is a mandatory starter every week with huge pressure on him

Hojlund is the same story - I remember watching the Arsenal cameo thinking this guy could be serious but he was our only striker (still is) and we spent a fortune on him so he has to play all the time. Its proven too much as it would for nearly anyone

Its so stupid

Yeah that sucks. But i don’t see how you can have both?

Choose any half decent striker in today’s market and it means you have to divest that PSR bag from any second option you had in mind.

You either end up with a past-their-prime older striker who can afford to bet on a struggling United side or some unproven delulu ‘talent’ coming to wear a shirt that’s twice his size

55, can you do sum fa meee?

Emi Martinez rumours 👀👀 I’d be very down

Gyokeres has Wout Weghorst/Scamacca vibes. Great when the pace is slow and the centrebacks are crap. Stay tf away

He's class

Cunha will be amazing for us

Really exciting signing

Need to ship our frauds off so we can use some good numbers on Cunha and co