Americans commentating a football match is so disturbing. will never work. tortute to watch this made up competition.

pitch looks like artificial turf too.

Just know we would’ve gone out in the most embarrassing way ever if we had participated in this World Cup thingy

Cold fan celebration man

Hmm I wonder where are two wingers and an attacking midfielder gonna play? 🤔

Tricky question, above my pay grade

That’s one winger and three attacking midfielders my boy

Lmao why didn’t he quote me. I have so many people blocked on here it’s wild what I miss nowadays.

Auckland penalty shoot out with Onana failing to save a single pen from their head firefighter/striker.

Cunha played LW a fair bit in the bundesliga but yeah primarily a central player I’d say

F***ing sign someone!!!!

Chelsea eyeing Garnacho? Man's been pure flames at United, but that young talent price tag gonna be HEAVY.
This move's got that big money energy - Chelsea trying to stack their attack with another wonderkid. Momentum says United holds firm though, they know what they got 🔥

F***ing sell someone!!!!

Don't tell me your name is a play on Wout Weghorst

Iconic
Dumfries was going to beat that midget Acuna raw

Best post-Fergie striker? Jesus….

Hold on, 9 f***ing years ago!!??

Him and Pogba last truly world class players we had man, Bruno did more for the club than both but I don’t think he’s on that level

Just oozed class every time he touched the ball

I’d be 2X happier to sell some of the established names rather than buy anyone.

Wish we got peak Zlatan and Rooney at same time, what a duo it could’ve been.

Zlatan is my fav striker of that era.

Yeah def not. I think pogba was more ‘skilled’ than Ronaldo tbh. No central mid was the complete package like him.

So few to choose from
Cavani
Werhorst
Martial
Hojlund
Zlatan
Lukaku
Zirkzee
Ronaldo