We paid the same for Hojlund as Osimhen about to be 😂

Supposedly Osimhen fee will be in multiple instalments. I’ve also been looking around online and there’s a pervading theme that FFP/PSR equivalent rules just don’t exist in Turkiye and their government is happy to let big clubs like Galatasary cook the books if it means getting stars like Osimhen. Also sounds like it’ll be heavily relied on by sponsorship deals and “third party investments”

Salary tax free, at a club he played for last season, will be in the CL etc.

I don’t think we have anywhere near the money to go for him. That’s why we’re linked to Calvert Ligaments and Callum Wilson on free transfers

Need to inform Rashford Sancho Onana and co about the lovely turkey in that case

calvert ligaments

If Spurs get the Wissa deal done quickly, it might just make Mbeumo impossible.

Who is handling this whole Mbuemo tranfer? This s*** is Murtough level amateurism. Feel like the structure makes it more obscure to find out who’s the person(s) handling it. It’s not Berrada or the Vivell guy, it’s not Wilcox either right? Is it the Hargreaves guy?

I wonder who is handling this whole transfer window - we're gonna go in with the same s*** squad that would've been relegated if Ruben was here for 38 games.

The fact we haven’t sold a single player, throw the bag at whoever does outgoings for Chelsea

Agreed - I’ve long felt that Chelsea are the best at getting their bad fits sold and also they have taken ownership of Arsenal for that process too.

And they keep just signing the brightest youngsters too.

id kill for a Quenda or Estevao. We used to be the team that signed these type of players. Now we're barely able to pull mid table players smfh, and have to get excited about journeyman strikers.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nah @Grenouille cooked with that one😂

Bit late for that innit?

Calvert Ligaments is top 5 in this thread history comfortably 🤣

It’s even funnier when you deep that DCL as his abbreviation sounds like a grade 3 tear you’d make on your meniscus as well

Hope he’s on a month to month contract.

This is where this thread shines - we’re strongest at self deprecating and sarcastic jokes. Hard times make strong posters.

brilliant

We didn’t realize there was a transfer window this summer - don’t worry it’s all under control INEOS has a track record of football excellence.

I hated Man U fans growing up but y'all easily have the best sports thread on here

Best in class

So we’re gonna roll into preseason with Sancho and Rashford here

The fees they got for Mount and Havertz were/are crazy