Brother is going Mike Tyson these past couple pages

Having deja vu

I'm not catering to the misery merchants regardless of how unpopular that is

There's absolutely no way in hell this is true, surely

They’re putting out rumours of Mainoo asking for high wages again

Considering the Fulham goal was an OG I’m not sure how we can have a conversion rate at all

Yeah what the f*** counts as a shot conversion..isn't that obviously a goal lol

Dismal either way

F*** no

Ruben paying the media to spread rumours?? That’s low, even for him

Oh give it a rest

Actually I want to come back to this point because I remember getting downvoted when I made this point many years back the season after we brought Bruno.

Sporting hadn’t won the league in almost 20 years and never won it with Bruno. Bruno had ridiculous output at sporting rivaling the best goal scorers and creatives, still sporting did not win the league.

• Bruno leaves

• Sporting win the league for the first time in 20 years the season after.

United does not need to get a player with as much output as Bruno, just one that makes the team greater as a whole.

Real want him but not good enough for 24% system, aight

What’s the point of these hypotheticals? By saying this are you suggesting Sporting would not have won the league had Bruno stayed there? Would we have won the league if he hadn’t come here?

I’m open to the team potentially being better balanced with a natural 8 in midfield but these hypotheticals do nothing for me

I’m going back to my vow of silence @ANTI

the Mainoo situation is literally a repeat of Amad and Ten hag

Mainoo just needs to outlast Amorim because let’s be honest this guy is not lasting the season

Started 13/19 league games under Amorim last season and was riddled with injuries

But carry on being a drama queen

In fact go one further

Mainoo has played 28 times out of 44 under Amorim and that's with the injury difficulties

Anyone buying into this narrative is a moron, sorry

Casemiro couldn't get near the squad not long back now people think he's locked to start every week

It'll continue to be used as a stick to beat the manager with, he won't last past Halloween and then if the new manager drives him into dust like previous ones have with academy talent the fans will turn straight on Mainoo as if he's a complete loser who was never fit for the shirt

39 games missed through injury over two seasons and people wonder why we're being cautious with the incredibly promising 20 year old

I'm living in a different world

He's mixing Drake and Madonna, no wonder I felt like this on Sunday

Cunha——-Sesko——Mbeumo
—Mainoo—-Ugarte—Baleba—-
Dorgu—Lisandro-De Ligt-Mazra
————-Lammens—————

#LifeAfterRuben

So he’s part of the Illuminati sent to put the nail in the coffin of United?

How many games did Hojlund and Garnacho play last season?

crazy how we havent sold a single player with the window closing in 4 days, as if the bomb squad treatment doesnt work