Arteta is such a bellend

At least it’s only 1 point

It's so funny seeing s*** like this vs the noise that came out of United daring to win a game yesterday

Pathetic

We need to apologise to Pogba

Nice to see nothing has changed

So unserious that’s wild. 400k a week a you play a sport that’s fun but can’t show up 10 mins early for the thing. Come on.

“Oh, we were supposed to get on time?”

Been overdue tbh

We? I always respected my GOAT

Wonder what think pieces about "tHe SyStEm" we'll see this week after winning a game

I'm sure it'll be everything said about the Arsenal game in reverse

Crazy how much you man buy into this kinda bs

I always feel bad that Pogba wasted his prime on an above average United team.

He was supposed to be generational.

The system is s*** and this team plays the worst post SAF football. Take off your blinders.

More talented than even Ronaldo he could do it all. Shame how we never got it cooking fully here with lukaku Bruno etc around him.

You'll get it eventually my man. It'll be glorious when you do.

Get what? If he doesn’t play better even some results won’t save him.

Match day one - "The performance doesn't matter, the results do"

Match day five - "The result doesn't matter the performance does"

We’re in 11th and finished 15th last year. They both matter, not going to get excited about barely beating a 10 man Chelsea team.

WE'RE WINNING THE F***ING LEAGUE

We didn't "barely beat" Chelsea, we suffocated them creating 4 opportunities from the outset to the point one of them got sent off instantly and then after the ref's f*** awful decision to get rid of Casemiro we had to sit back and didn't let them build any real momentum

If I get panned for sharing stats that show "low quality shots" Chelsea didn't exactly tear us apart did they?

We're five games in after playing three of last season's top four. Three off Arsenal one off Chelsea and level with City.

Step one of the rebuild. The way some are carrying on we've started the season like Villa or Wolves.

All to play for.. positive signs so far (imagine if we beat Arsenal and Fulham which we fully deserved to do)

It's funny how any slight positivity must be shot down but doom merchant life ending misery is fine. Funny how it all works

Dude it’s pretty simple. The football is atrocious and this team is a pain to watch. No arguing that, but good on us for winning yesterday ok. Different discussions.

It's really not.. you won't play blinding football every week given our context but we're seeing glimpses more and more, and on Saturday those glimpses bent Chelsea over and we were 2-0 up before you knew it

Same as Fulham, same as Arsenal.. but the penny hasn't dropped yet

When it clicks, we'll be off and there's no stopping us from that point

(Stay on that side when it does as well lol)

Also Arsenal are absolutely embarrassing. If we ever celebrated a draw at home like this when we were actually good, I hope we’d sack whatever manager brought that mentality to the club.

There is no side, objectively this team currently sucks and has ever since Ruben arrived.

Well yeah, you have to suffer

The good days are coming now