I would’ve expected kobbie there after the last season he had tbh. Or even Bruno felt like a staple. It was just meant more to highlight the fact that mctom of all players really made the cut and on top of that in the same year that no other united player made it, a sight i would have never expected to see even a few years back. Such an unpredictable season that was, like who the hell would’ve guessed that Dembele had any chance to win it before the season started lol

Is this AI why is he doing the limp thing lmfao

xG is and always has been such a dumb stat to focus on

That's Muscle memory atp

Think that’s just his default after so many years of putting it on when he’s not having a good game.

Us with the xg trophy at the end of the season

xG, final third passes and chances created treble will be cold

• Stats are posted without context
• context is provided
• I cannot believe our fans are providing context about our stats :mjshock:

Original clip is from 2024

Its moreso the point that the misery brigade is desperately searching for "context" behind stats (when the f*** has that ever been a thing)

How dare anyone be positive and try and look for praise for United. We should be all feeding into the twitter narratives

Ever since your obsession with Ruben, you’ve sounded more delusional than even Mikel Arteta. And that’s saying a lot.

Bro said “when the f*** has that been a thing” about contextualising stats

Maybe since the f***ing invention of statistics

The desperate hunt to be miserable about absolutely everything must be exhausting

Would you be searching for the "open play percentage" of xG if those stats were negative to start with?

We win our next two winnable games and we may be in the top 4.

Yeah next two are must wins, however I don't see us winning either of these comfortably tbh.

Yeah but it's only going to be Brentford and Sunderland

Or it's only 7 games in

Or the field tilt was only 22.5% while leading so it doesn't matter

Would I? F*** no. Would I expect some rain man on twitter to do so? Absolutely

Something to lighten up the mood

Believe me, if we win both games I don’t think there will be much criticism.

ive yet to see a single performance be better than last year. to me its the same watch 3 centre backs make 500 passes at the back and spray long balls approach. can see us struggling against these relegation teams like we did last year until amad scored a bunch of goals in 80th minute to save the day.

Yeah f***ing right

Believe that when I see it

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