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  • Oct 18, 2025
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    KingOfPop

    Absolutely bizarre thought they were doing alright before they decided to chop and change managers

    Probably get relegated for it now

    Hopefully

  • Oct 18, 2025
    lnstinct

    Ange wasn’t even allowed in the dressing room after the game

    That’s wild

  • Oct 18, 2025
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    this is not an alt

    Hopefully

    Dyche is a steady eddy he’s gonna keep em up 100%

  • Oct 18, 2025
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    DEL_DVYg

    Dyche is a steady eddy he’s gonna keep em up 100%

    Dyche really is the new Big Sam huh

  • Oct 18, 2025
    this is not an alt

    Dyche really is the new Big Sam huh

    100% every decade has it

  • Oct 18, 2025
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    Maybe it's trendy to underperform

  • Oct 18, 2025
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    KingOfPop
    https://twitter.com/arghkid/status/1979590765304279336

    Maybe it's trendy to underperform

    A manager who brought a team to UCL football in 2 out of 3 years and won them their first trophy in 60 years isn’t under as much pressure as one with an under 30% win rate?

  • Oct 18, 2025
    ANTI

    A manager who brought a team to UCL football in 2 out of 3 years and won them their first trophy in 60 years isn’t under as much pressure as one with an under 30% win rate?

    Stop using logic it will ruin the Ruben in movement.

  • Oct 18, 2025
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    ANTI

    A manager who brought a team to UCL football in 2 out of 3 years and won them their first trophy in 60 years isn’t under as much pressure as one with an under 30% win rate?

    Is it not moreso the fact that after spending £250m in the summer they've escaped criticism entirely it seems?

    How does that relate to past seasons?

  • Oct 19, 2025
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    KingOfPop

    Is it not moreso the fact that after spending £250m in the summer they've escaped criticism entirely it seems?

    How does that relate to past seasons?

    Do you even remember last window lol?
    Newcastle literally missed out on all of their targets, every single one lol. And to top that they had to let go their best player.

  • Oct 19, 2025
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    this is not an alt

    Do you even remember last window lol?
    Newcastle literally missed out on all of their targets, every single one lol. And to top that they had to let go their best player.

    Yeah they missed out on some names but still spent 250m so I don't feel too bad for them - crickets after such a bad start is strange however you spin it lol

  • KingOfPop

    Yeah they missed out on some names but still spent 250m so I don't feel too bad for them - crickets after such a bad start is strange however you spin it lol

    They started equally s*** last year and they ended up getting CL so maybe people are hesitant

  • Oct 19, 2025
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    Also Newcastle is a much smaller club than us so

  • Oct 19, 2025
    this is not an alt

    Also Newcastle is a much smaller club than us so

    Just a shame to see fans fall victim to that media driven circus of United

  • Oct 19, 2025
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    Idk how this became a thing of saying someone scored a brace in 5 minutes when in fact he played 90 minutes.

  • Oct 19, 2025
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    DEL_DVYg
    https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1979569314710888683

    Idk how this became a thing of saying someone scored a brace in 5 minutes when in fact he played 90 minutes.

    5-minute pump chump

  • Oct 19, 2025
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    be2ye

    5-minute pump chump

    5 minutes is a long time bro

  • Oct 19, 2025
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    KingOfPop
    https://twitter.com/arghkid/status/1979590765304279336

    Maybe it's trendy to underperform

    exactly right KOP, the secret Newcastle fans in this thread didn't like this one and that's when you know you're on a winner

  • Oct 19, 2025
    Grenouille

    5 minutes is a long time bro

    It is

  • Oct 19, 2025
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    yesac

    exactly right KOP, the secret Newcastle fans in this thread didn't like this one and that's when you know you're on a winner

    Hey now

  • Oct 19, 2025
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    be2ye

    Hey now

    No it's Hey there

  • Oct 19, 2025
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    yesac

    No it's Hey there

    It’s Hey now now

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  • Oct 19, 2025
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    Well today's the day .. can't wait!!

    They will come out like a tramp on a bag of chips and we have a few big players you'd want missing still so I am not hopeful at all

  • Oct 19, 2025
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    KingOfPop

    Well today's the day .. can't wait!!

    They will come out like a tramp on a bag of chips and we have a few big players you'd want missing still so I am not hopeful at all

    Hopefully he starts Amad and Mbeumo right side and doesn’t set up shop with the flat 5

    They’re to get at and we normally start matches quick