Bro was outdripped and outclassed. The signs were there…

Blackburn Winger too funny man

WillCOCKS you will die at the hand of KOP

Make an expertly timed, top-tier reference and get called a raging bellend. This is the most brutal thread on the site

Would love Keano and Martin O'Neill

I am very sorry

I can see Fernandes having a Ronaldo style failure to accept reality when his legs are gone in 3-4 years time

I know his ass is so confused why he’s injured for the first time ever right now

Just look at this f***ing dork man

What rhymes with Fletcher

It’s a delicate balance for sure. You never wanna go full rtard as they say. Never go full rtard.

I’m starting to suspect you stan managers based on appearance

Just one person makes it such. Which is why I stopped being as active.

This explains the whole “bald fraud” obsession

Let's see who the next one is

@op Need a punny thread title update

Yeah :/
I’m gonna miss my Ted lasso jokes, and African euros is over now too.

May come up with one last Ted lasso pun to retire Ruben with.

I’d love to try an actual Ted Lasso btw. Nick Saban or someone of that stature from America. Let some Spanish retired midfielder/intern do the tactics part. Let Saban do his SAF impression and bring presence / no f***ing about mentality to the team and press conferences.

We’ve tried everything else but this now.

This raises the question.

Are all good managers atleast moderately good looking?

bro showing them youtube clips of the glory days

DNA Darren at Carrington

Mou2

When did Mbeumo turn s***? Mount's been back to his best this season after his injury struggles. Yoro is what you would expect of most 20 year olds, really good some games, struggles others. De Ligt has been world class this season. Amad is a special little player. Lammens looks like a top find.

This squad is not s***. It's a really nice interim role if you ask me, just stick them in a 4-2-3-1 and chill. None of these players look miles off the pace, nobody looks broken-spirited, they just look restrained and neutered and a little fed up with a manager who has become increasingly volatile and incoherent in his words and tactics.

Any interim that comes in just needs to give them some freedom and faith. Players like those listed all have top mentalities, they can and do and have been performing as best they can.

And it might be 6th but it's 6th with 3 points separating us from 12th and 17 separating us from 1st.

Amorim didn't excel at anything. Our defence looked better but it's not like we ever kept any clean sheets. Sure we had more possession but we didn't create anything cutting with it. He was just a meh manager, boring and uninspired. The game against Everton summed up what you get and what you will always get; stubborn, risk-averse, outwitted. He's not got what it takes to be United Manager, never did and never would.

Scumbag didn't even quit as he always liked to promise. Intentionally picked a fight and then took that fat severance money like it was obvious he always would.

Hahaha Mr Huel right on cue waffling about DNA

What a twat

Alright I’m done for a bit, this is great news overall. We were heading nowhere, nobody wants to win at Manchester United by playing s***ty football, and the results were the worst of all time. Excited for who comes in this summer. Let fletcher do his thing till then. Hope mainoo makes the WC now. And we finish 5th for CL. Goals.