Doesn't support united apparently but always gets emotional about us

He's funny occasionally but the gimmick is grating more often than not

Neville, Carragher (expected) and now Keane have all downplayed the record and each has sounded stupider than the last. Expecting to hear from Scholes soon!

everyone need to stop giving attention to those misery merchants

Bed wetters: the podcast

Rio is goofy but atleast he spreads the positivity. Rooney the goat as usual

Genuinely being miserable for the sake of it, he misquoted Bruno

Amorim to Benfica

I hope I'm not that miserable when I'm older 😞

Man we really need to upgrade our finishing, we could be scoring 5 goals a game, but now we’re just constantly winning on one goal margins.

I adjust the characteristics

Sweet looking forward to it

Pep

Arse

Excited about Thwaites. I think there’s a real CM in there

It's a dark dark day

I recommend staying off social media for a while, we will get through this together

Alex Scott is having a corker against City

Its glorious 🙌

If it had to happen, I’m glad it happened on a Tuesday in a game they weren’t playing in. And they won’t be home on Sunday.

Never been more certain that we’re gonna be challenging for the league next year. All these teams are f***ing ass.

• City is already mid asl and will lose the best manager in the league
• Liverpool will start the season with Arne Slot as coach lol, and need to sign a whole new defence
• Chelsea got a Squad with 50 mediocre players, that Alonso will need at least half a season to figure out
• Arsenal been playing bad and getting lucky every step of the way like Liverpool had last season, they got a good and deep squad though and will be the only real competitors

If we have good midfield incomings and aren’t unlucky with injuries there’s no reason we shouldn’t be a real contender next season

If INEOS pull their finger out we win the league by 15 points

Need Everton and West Ham to lock tf in on the final day so I can get some enjoyment out of it