De zerbi £400m spend

When Tottenham gets relegated and we buy Van de Ven, Tonali and Fernandes for a combined 80 mil next year

Keep all of them

Not going to laugh at Spurs too much yet as we might be right beside them this time tomorrow

Can never underestimate the ability this club has to embarrass us as fans

I’m seeing 85 mil plus for Gakpo lmaoooooooo

I swear we’re by far the worst selling club in the world

If we have to sign one I'm choosing a striker everyday of the week

West Ham no wins out of 3 I’m crying

Rot in league 1 cnuts

Ipswich masterclass incoming

hahahaa good stuff

You find joy in nothing KOP

damn lol they’re not stoppin

Not when it comes to United mediocrity at the minute

Wow I’m just seeing this again, actually can’t believe it. Football is done

We finished 3rd last season, 37 games to play in the league still

Misery merchant

spending 500m to be in da championship

He doesn’t even improve them that much anyway

Ndiaye is like Amad if his game remains as it is for the next 3 years — 26 years old with great press resistance, carrying, high pressing but mediocre G/A threat

Classic

Listen to this INEOS PR bullshit

You also have to raise money from outgoing transfers, which we do not do.

Yeah agreed, offloading Richarlison is likely the best thing about that deal for them lol. The prices actually make it a pretty decent deal for Spurs this time around.

also thought this was pretty funny even though De Zerbi probably had nothing to do with it

Yeah Chelsea are super serious