Lisandro Martinez needs to go
Dalot needs to go
Rashford needs to go
Luke Shaw needs to go
Zirkzee needs to go

LUKE SHAW AND RASHFORD PLAYED WITH CARRICK!!! 10YRS AGO!!!

Lmao Mainoo 'injured' again

F*** tuchel

Average Lammens conceded goal

Hear me out

Sack Carrick and bring him in as interim

crine

Idk why but I find the page hilarious the way they word it

Baleba purchased house in Manchester?

I know they aren’t doing great for their standards, but maybe these running stats don’t mean too much after all.

Can someone tell me why this intl break is 3 weeks??

humiliation ritual

Bro said Eddie Howe is interested

💣

New Middle Eastern NPC has spawned

Glazers never gonna sell unless Avram and Joel die. They’re earning so much money doing nothing, they could sell now for 10bil but in 5 years time we’re probably worth 14 or something

If only he was in the prem, this a top tier slander video

a fan since he was a kid in Dubai in the 60s, sure

Lol was reading this article and was constantly thinking of us, only for United to be mentioned later in the same article lol.

giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/actions/redeem/de79d770-8a88-4354-84ac-6208f5f71769

Excerpt:
"In 2026, as it became clear that Britain would have its seventh prime minister in a decade, people asked if the nation had become “ungovernable”. The immediate answer from all respectable quarters was no. It had just had a string of bad governments, that’s all. This is possible, just as it is possible that Manchester United really have appointed seven or more consecutive duds since Alex Ferguson. But the reflex rejection of the ungovernability thesis was interesting. What explains it? A terror of coming across as snobbish?"

Maybe we should’ve gone for Xavi