Need a Ronaldo hattrick tonight and a Siu on every goal

Mr Europa, Ronaldo starts tonight

its pretty (very) annoying how we always manage to play to the level of our opponents

LMFAO

Ronaldo out Martial in. Can’t ruin our whole attack without scoring just cus of his name.

Losing to NH3 managed by Neil Lennon

Absolutely f***ing dreadful

No bite at all Casemiro has been s*** and Malacia is awful as well

this is the queens fault

Martial byke

Rash-Mashall-Antony front three

Old man is cooked

Ronaldo is cursed fr lol

Ronaldo you f***ing SUCK man please retire

man

I think the only way Ronaldo can save himself is if he sacrifices Peterson and Piers Morgan to the sports Gods. You cannot associate with them and succeed I'm sorry

Great run for the Rashford goal and assist for the 3rd

GOAT

Reminds me of Space Jam where they lose all their ability

Just no idea how he's seemingly lost everything over the summer, he was a monster last year

Ronaldo hasn’t started back to back games since i don’t when

You don’t lose talent overnight, he’ll be back but it might have to be somewhere else

“Cursed”

Lmao no he’s just sliced ass

Ronaldo keeps the ball for so long if he’d passed it to Tony defender would walk towards Martial and Ronaldo’d be free for a tap in

It’s in his mentality, not that he’s not motivated but in the way he plays in attack