They ain’t ready for that conversation
Bunch of f***ing morons stuck on sucking Tobeys d*** for no reason
No poverty
No job
Not even struggling in school
Not working at oscorp
Technically was dead but he has a harder time grasping with iron man’s death than his own
He just like me fr
How can we get bonered at this point?
Toby arrives to the sanctum just for a “it’s pizza time” joke and hands Peter, Ned & MJ some slices
Bruh Tom has had bad s*** happen to him in every movie
do y’all even f***ing pay attention?? THE MF LITERALLY DIED IN INFINITY WAR
This movie right here also has already been said by multiple sources and tom himself to be “bAD S***”
Nah he ain’t start from the bottom like Tobey or Andrew
INFINITY WAR ISNT HIS MOVIE AND he cared more about iron man’s death than his own
Suck my d*** WHERE did I even say it was his movie?
How long did he spend in far from home like “ I just died damn let me reconsider my existence and talk to aunt may”
Andrew Garfield is the worst Spideman I have ever seen
His movies felt like he was trying his best Hayden Christensen impersonations
Suck my d*** WHERE did I even say it was his movie?
You mad as f*** mcu spidey a b****
INFINITY WAR ISNT HIS MOVIE AND he cared more about iron man’s death than his own
How does “I don’t wanna go” = “Tony don’t go”
Hell Tony cared more about Peter’s death in endgame than his own and saved the day because of it
I need Futura Free in the credits
Aunt may if I was being honest I should be paying them to be spider man
They trying to find Peter Parker don’t let them find Peter Parker
If I was bein' honest
I'd say long as I could f*** MJ three times a day
And not skip a meal, I'm good
I used to save lives on my feet for nothing a hour
Call my aunt like "Auntie"
"I ain't makin' minimum wage, auntie"
"I'm on, auntie, I'm on"
"Now I'm makin' 400, 600, 800K, auntie"
"To stand on my feet, auntie"
"Play these songs, it's therapy, auntie"
"Mr. Stark payin' me, auntie"
"He should be payin' you"
He should be payin' the avengers, honest to God
I'm just a guy, I'm not a god
Sometimes I feel like I'm a god, but I'm not a god
If I was I don't know which heaven would have me, auntie
Let me run this b****
I'ma run it into the ground, momma, the whole galaxy, multi-verse
God damn, f*** these lames, they don't want none
F*** these lames, they don't want none
F*** Goblin, he don’t want none
F*** Doc Ock, he don't want none
F*** these goobers
F*** you goober
F*** me if I hated on you
I'ma stick around
Should have been Tom Hardy not Holland in that Uncharted movie
Would of settled with Marky Mark as Drake as well instead of Sully
How does “I don’t wanna go” = “Tony don’t go”
Hell Tony cared more about Peter’s death in endgame than his own and saved the day because of it
I’m talking once he came back To life he was just like “
Ahhh cool whatever “ missed character development opportunity
How long did he spend in far from home like “ I just died damn let me reconsider my existence and talk to aunt may”
He just died + fought alien armies and was quirkly being embarrassed about giving MJ a neckless
i would be crying in the shower for at least a year or two after dying
mcu Spider-Man still hard
homecoming one of the best mcu movies