Take off those rose tinted sunglasses

im gonna put some dirt in your eyes

Never heard of this tired meme before please more sir

Don’t get me wrong, I love the raimi movies but over the years I felt Tobey maguire was really awkward as peter and especially spider man

i look at the raimi movies like adaptation of the ditko run where peter was a awkward nerd the entire run

he has gotten some s***ty writing

1. He then gets the suit again. He doesn't have to prove that to us at all if they dont give him a siri suit. There is no reason to give him a siri suit besides build a bond with Iron Man which they shoved so far down our throats that their fist came out of our a******. To set up an end game moment where if anyone should have disappeared it would be the characters that have been there longer like IDK the overly expensive RDJ who started the universe in 2008. He could still die in the end of end game without dissapearing spider man who just got there and loses time to character develop for plot contrivance reasons. Ends movie revealing his secret identity. Threw away the relationship.

you are missing the relationship had 0 dates it was just boom homecoming unless I am forgetting. They have spent so much time avoiding him being a human being in these movies and making human mistakes

2. this is simply false BECAUSE HE TRUST MYSTERIO WHO STEALS THE DRONES. WHICH GOES EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. Yet alone still for no reason other than plot contrivance cant stay in new york. The same exact plot for the movie basically could be accomplished in New York. He is Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man. Its nice it was a smaller threat but all that world building in another country is useless. Nor should his identity be unveiled in another country

3. THE ENTIRE PLOT AND PROBLEMS OF THE F***ING MOVIE ORIGINATE FROM THE STUPID ASS NIGGA MAKING WISHES. Yes he took responsibility at the end but he trusted every villain along the way. They last minute did a rewrite and made Ned magical as f*** . Strange got tricked by a teenager . Risked so many things and villains just permanently living in his universe for what?

but he has trending into a little too not nerdy is what I am getting at

like he basically turned into a witty comedian douchebag now

when he is SUPPOSED TO BE CORNY

IMAGINE THINKING I WASNT LOADING UP THE SWITCH

paragraphs

you got to acknowledge these films not teflon man

if they were we wouldnt be talking about spider man 4 with no news for 3 years in december

Go ahead and make this hit 100 pages before the trailer drops

They’re also shot like s***

Why is a spiderman movie ugly and where is the web slinging

Like acting like an aggregate score going to address all the issues actual fans are going to have vs a binary of "good " or "bad"

which its not a bad movie

its just not what many make it to be

trailer cant drop if they cant even put together a script in 3 years.

Take this energy to the blade thread

well of course they are going to fumble the black property that they only picked up to get niggas in seats

its no shocker

just like black panther got sidelined once they acquired spider man

no real nigga expects to see blade movie before 2026 or at all

Black Panther 1 came out after Homecoming

Plus one of the reasons we got Panther 2 after Spidey 2 is because Sony wanted a Spider-Man movie every other year

please just kill off holland

no more tears after getting beat the f*** up for 2 hours and saved by ghost tony stark/friendship

Homecoming was the last good Spider-Man movie

Spider-Man movies good

LMAOOOOO