Sep 1, 2024·2 replies
fiveprestosHalfway through the lunch/dinner, tell her:
"You know I respect you right?"
she's gunna look confused and say yeah...why?
and you're gunna eyefuck her deep into her pupils and say "cuz when I get you alone it's gunna look like I don't for a few minutes"
sprinkle in a few "that's my girl"'s, "atta girl"'s into the convo as well. less is more. lead with body language and periodically look down at her lips while she's talking
Good luck @op
I jus sent this to my tinder match and she unmatched me
Sep 1, 2024op could've busted one out on the ceiling but chose to take her out and got ghosted
- Sep 1, 2024·1 reply
New NIGHTMAN
up north?
we're fighting if you dont start joining film club next week
Sep 1, 2024Thread gets funnier every time I open it. OP crafted a classic
- Sep 1, 2024·5 replies
''wanna nut?''
Op: let me take you out instead
Gangy ❤️Sep 1, 2024Laphont''wanna nut?''
Op: let me take you out instead
Lmao
Sep 1, 2024·1 reply
StarBoyXOProbably. I would've been happy to be fwb with her. I don't want to be paying for p**** or happy endings
There is nothing wrong with paying for p**** if she’s bad and doing s***work willingly imo.
Mfs be like “oh I don’t pay for p****”…so when was the last time you actually got p**** tho?
Not talking bout you but lots of dudes be like “oh nah I can’t do that…” it’s like well cuh that’s why you haven’t felt a woman’s touch in 3 years 😭😭 you not paying for it and you not sliding without paying for it
- Sep 1, 2024
El ReyYou walked into a rug and tug spot bro, this the equivalent of falling for a stripper
Literally
- Sep 1, 2024·1 replyLaphont
we're fighting if you dont start joining film club next week
i joined!
but i legit just watched trap yesterday so i backed out lmaoo
next week im down
Sep 1, 2024StarBoyXOBro she barely speaks english
Sep 1, 2024Laphont''wanna nut?''
Op: let me take you out instead
Sep 1, 2024
JbreezyondeckI’m dying at this
Perfect first reply
- Sep 1, 2024New NIGHTMAN
i joined!
but i legit just watched trap yesterday so i backed out lmaoo
next week im down
my brudda. lets go - Sep 1, 2024Laphont
''wanna nut?''
Op: let me take you out instead
- Sep 1, 2024Windmaster
I jus sent this to my tinder match and she unmatched me
You were supposed to say it at the date. Not that I would've said it
- Sep 1, 2024Windmaster
I jus sent this to my tinder match and she unmatched me
exactly bc who sends that to someone they haven't become familiar with
Sep 1, 2024OP fumbled this the only way possible, and that was asking her out on a date lmfao
- Sep 1, 2024
that woman is being s***trafficked
Sep 1, 2024fiveprestosHalfway through the lunch/dinner, tell her:
"You know I respect you right?"
she's gunna look confused and say yeah...why?
and you're gunna eyefuck her deep into her pupils and say "cuz when I get you alone it's gunna look like I don't for a few minutes"
sprinkle in a few "that's my girl"'s, "atta girl"'s into the convo as well. less is more. lead with body language and periodically look down at her lips while she's talking
Good luck @op
I did this and now I’m in bed with 2 bad b****es
- Sep 1, 2024
Should’ve taken the jerk session my boy
Sep 1, 2024StarBoyXOYarra I'm your cousin lalu
Sep 1, 2024·2 repliesLaphont''wanna nut?''
Op: let me take you out instead
''wanna nut?''
*Op: u wanna take me out instead?
Sep 1, 2024
hot pancakesStory got me bricked up rn
Sep 1, 2024hot pancakesStory got me bricked up rn
Im f***ing crine
Sep 1, 2024The Krab Season''wanna nut?''
*Op: u wanna take me out instead?