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  • Sep 1, 2024
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    fiveprestos

    Halfway through the lunch/dinner, tell her:

    "You know I respect you right?"

    she's gunna look confused and say yeah...why?

    and you're gunna eyefuck her deep into her pupils and say "cuz when I get you alone it's gunna look like I don't for a few minutes"

    sprinkle in a few "that's my girl"'s, "atta girl"'s into the convo as well. less is more. lead with body language and periodically look down at her lips while she's talking

    Good luck @op

    I jus sent this to my tinder match and she unmatched me

  • Sep 1, 2024

    op could've busted one out on the ceiling but chose to take her out and got ghosted

  • Sep 1, 2024
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    New NIGHTMAN

    up north?

    we're fighting if you dont start joining film club next week

  • Thread gets funnier every time I open it. OP crafted a classic

  • Sep 1, 2024
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    5 replies

    ''wanna nut?''

    Op: let me take you out instead

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    Sep 1, 2024
    Dark Zack

    ''wanna nut?''

    Op: let me take you out instead

    Lmao

  • Sep 1, 2024
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    Dark Zack

    we're fighting if you dont start joining film club next week

    i joined!

    but i legit just watched trap yesterday so i backed out lmaoo

    next week im down

  • Sep 1, 2024
    StarBoyXO

    Bro she barely speaks english

  • Sep 1, 2024
    Dark Zack

    ''wanna nut?''

    Op: let me take you out instead

  • Sep 1, 2024
    Jbreezyondeck

    I’m dying at this

    Perfect first reply

  • Sep 1, 2024
    New NIGHTMAN

    i joined!

    but i legit just watched trap yesterday so i backed out lmaoo

    next week im down

    my brudda. lets go

  • Sep 1, 2024
    Dark Zack

    ''wanna nut?''

    Op: let me take you out instead

  • Sep 1, 2024
    whitegirl

    I jus sent this to my tinder match and she unmatched me

    You were supposed to say it at the date. Not that I would've said it

  • Sep 1, 2024
    whitegirl

    I jus sent this to my tinder match and she unmatched me

    exactly bc who sends that to someone they haven't become familiar with

  • Sep 1, 2024

    OP fumbled this the only way possible, and that was asking her out on a date lmfao

  • Sep 1, 2024

    that woman is being s***trafficked

  • Sep 1, 2024
    fiveprestos

    Halfway through the lunch/dinner, tell her:

    "You know I respect you right?"

    she's gunna look confused and say yeah...why?

    and you're gunna eyefuck her deep into her pupils and say "cuz when I get you alone it's gunna look like I don't for a few minutes"

    sprinkle in a few "that's my girl"'s, "atta girl"'s into the convo as well. less is more. lead with body language and periodically look down at her lips while she's talking

    Good luck @op

    I did this and now I’m in bed with 2 bad b****es

  • Sep 1, 2024

    Should’ve taken the jerk session my boy

  • Sep 1, 2024
    StarBoyXO

    Yarra I'm your cousin lalu

  • Sep 1, 2024
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    2 replies
    Dark Zack

    ''wanna nut?''

    Op: let me take you out instead

    ''wanna nut?''

    *Op: u wanna take me out instead?

  • Sep 1, 2024
    hot pancakes

    Story got me bricked up rn

  • Sep 1, 2024
    hot pancakes

    Story got me bricked up rn

    Im f***ing crine

  • Sep 1, 2024
    The Krab Season

    ''wanna nut?''

    *Op: u wanna take me out instead?

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