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  • Dec 28, 2021
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    babylon sherm

    Extremely patronizing movie that loathes the audience

    Everybody ITT talking lore is the fat game dev and Neoologist Lana clowning them to their faces

  • Dec 28, 2021
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    I believe it's a hate piece, written to the letter of a contract.

    A childish tantrum of a movie, pointedly toxic in places to drive a point home and send an unambiguous message.

    A deliberately sloppy and uncrafted creation which lacks any care and passion.

    Giant signposts to the 'member berries, showing actual footage of the original within the film.

    It goes beyond parody into a territory that is an uncomfortable watch.

    I could have handled a bad matrix movie, but not this, not like this...

  • Dec 28, 2021
    Bane

    I believe it's a hate piece, written to the letter of a contract.

    A childish tantrum of a movie, pointedly toxic in places to drive a point home and send an unambiguous message.

    A deliberately sloppy and uncrafted creation which lacks any care and passion.

    Giant signposts to the 'member berries, showing actual footage of the original within the film.

    It goes beyond parody into a territory that is an uncomfortable watch.

    I could have handled a bad matrix movie, but not this, not like this...

  • Dec 28, 2021
    Bane

    I believe it's a hate piece, written to the letter of a contract.

    A childish tantrum of a movie, pointedly toxic in places to drive a point home and send an unambiguous message.

    A deliberately sloppy and uncrafted creation which lacks any care and passion.

    Giant signposts to the 'member berries, showing actual footage of the original within the film.

    It goes beyond parody into a territory that is an uncomfortable watch.

    I could have handled a bad matrix movie, but not this, not like this...

    I don't agree

  • Illermatic ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ
    Dec 28, 2021

    This mid out

  • Dec 28, 2021
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    The hatred is real lmaooooo

  • Wt701

    The hatred is real lmaooooo

    ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Dec 28, 2021
    Wt701

    The hatred is real lmaooooo

    this thread should be a treat to wake up to

  • Dec 28, 2021
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    Crazy thing is that fat game developer was nutting on himself over the slow motion action scenes in the OG kinda like some of the โ€” nvm

  • Illermatic ๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ
    Dec 28, 2021
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    Why is this s*** within 3 points of Kazaam on IMDb.. is it really that bad

  • Dec 28, 2021
    Illermatic

    Why is this s*** within 3 points of Kazaam on IMDb.. is it really that bad

    Absolutely not

  • Dec 28, 2021
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    SegaDreamFlash

    Crazy thing is that fat game developer was nutting on himself over the slow motion action scenes in the OG kinda like some of the โ€” nvm

    Except we watched The Matrix and thought it was a fun movie and peaced out

    You nerds prob watched 50 minute Youtube videos on easter eggs

  • NobodyWins ๐Ÿ”ต
    Dec 28, 2021
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    Mango
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    Except we watched The Matrix and thought it was a fun movie and peaced out

    You nerds prob watched 50 minute Youtube videos on easter eggs

    Mangos are a mid fruit

  • Dec 28, 2021
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    NobodyWins

    Mangos are a mid fruit

    Hell no

  • NobodyWins ๐Ÿ”ต
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    Mac Foley

    Hell no

    I said what had to be said

  • Dec 28, 2021
    Illermatic

    Why is this s*** within 3 points of Kazaam on IMDb.. is it really that bad

    worse

  • Dec 28, 2021
    Illermatic

    Why is this s*** within 3 points of Kazaam on IMDb.. is it really that bad

    It being rated lower than revolutions is a joke

  • Dec 28, 2021
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    NobodyWins

    I said what had to be said

    Mangos are incredible on their own as smoothies and juices

  • Dec 28, 2021
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    I liked it a lot better than 2 and 3 but it doesnโ€™t hold a candle to the original, obviously, but it also didnโ€™t have to

  • NobodyWins ๐Ÿ”ต
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    Mac Foley

    Mangos are incredible on their own as smoothies and juices

    Reported

  • Dec 28, 2021
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    Mango

    Except we watched The Matrix and thought it was a fun movie and peaced out

    You nerds prob watched 50 minute Youtube videos on easter eggs

    You been insulting niggas in MLA format talkin bout nerds crine you mad as s***

  • Dec 28, 2021
    NobodyWins

    Reported

  • Dec 28, 2021
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    maxxing

    I liked it a lot better than 2 and 3 but it doesnโ€™t hold a candle to the original, obviously, but it also didnโ€™t have to

    Nobody is arguing that

  • Dec 28, 2021
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    SegaDreamFlash

    You been insulting niggas in MLA format talkin bout nerds crine you mad as s***

    Truth hurts sometimes

  • Dec 28, 2021
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    Mac Foley

    Nobody is arguing that

    I just came in the thread and shared my opinion lmao Iโ€™m not reading all yโ€™all arguments