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  • Dec 23, 2021

    Anapuss annoying as hell. How tf is your insecurities showing on anonymous internet post? I’m going back to the superior Spider-Man thread

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    HugeSopranosFan

    This movie is an imitation of a lot of the MCU tropes lol enjoy

    I challenge you to play this to any kid who enjoys Marvel movies

  • HaroldsChicken 🇵🇸
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    Dec 23, 2021

    He hasn’t seen yet

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    be2sane

    I challenge you to play this to any kid who enjoys Marvel movies

    This s*** is not deep like you think it is lol

  • HaroldsChicken 🇵🇸
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    Dec 23, 2021
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    Y’all got to name the mcu elements in this film if you feel that way

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    HaroldsChicken

    Niobe says “ Zion had become a matrix “ not realizing IO became one too

    They made IO so beautiful and perfect that they forgot that they have minds to free

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    Imagine “the matrix” being your identity

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    HugeSopranosFan

    This s*** is not deep like you think it is lol

    It’s not that part i’m trying to prove

    Kids will simply not enjoy it. As a matter of fact most Marvel adult enthusiasts won’t

  • HaroldsChicken 🇵🇸
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    Dec 23, 2021
    deleteduser2863

    They made IO so beautiful and perfect that they forgot that they have minds to free

    They stopped caring

    “ I got fruit they got slop” is the middle class

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    HaroldsChicken

    Y’all got to name the mcu elements in this film if you feel that way

    Bane already did. Not sure if you blocked him lol. He said this:

    It literally follows the marvel formula to A to Z
    Colorful visuals âś…
    Witty/funny story wink wink âś…
    Unnecessary robot/cute characters âś…
    Generic love interest storyline âś…
    Lack of any actual stakes âś…
    Hero wins at the end âś…
    S***ty cinematography âś…
    Forgettable soundtrack âś…
    Funny (cringe) fat sidekick âś…
    Action scenes that are hard to follow and lack any creativity âś…
    Mindless zombies that serve no purpose âś…
    How more marvel could it have possibly been? you are objectively wrong, and that's to be expected from anyone dumb enough to enjoy this movie

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    HugeSopranosFan

    Imagine “the matrix” being your identity

    Imagine “Frank White” being your identity

  • HaroldsChicken 🇵🇸
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    Dec 23, 2021

    IO is very much the middle class

  • HaroldsChicken

    And to be clear the second half everyone has watched the trilogy and knows it was a reality . They are consumed with neo and trinity love but how many of them found love or a purpose besides neo ?

    None

    In og trilogy much of cast had a significant other in io none of them seem to

    Morph & the others believed in neo even after he was gone thinking the work was done

    Niobe didn't believe but she holed up with the others & stayed there.

    60 years but not much changed

  • HaroldsChicken 🇵🇸
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    Dec 23, 2021
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    coolrebel

    Bane already did. Not sure if you blocked him lol. He said this:

    It literally follows the marvel formula to A to Z
    Colorful visuals âś…
    Witty/funny story wink wink âś…
    Unnecessary robot/cute characters âś…
    Generic love interest storyline âś…
    Lack of any actual stakes âś…
    Hero wins at the end âś…
    S***ty cinematography âś…
    Forgettable soundtrack âś…
    Funny (cringe) fat sidekick âś…
    Action scenes that are hard to follow and lack any creativity âś…
    Mindless zombies that serve no purpose âś…
    How more marvel could it have possibly been? you are objectively wrong, and that's to be expected from anyone dumb enough to enjoy this movie

    A lot of this isn’t owned by marvel and it’s ridiculous to believe it is

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    HaroldsChicken

    The first half is F*** you to industry and what fans want . Second half is a F*** you to those who do things for anything but love

    the thing is they're saying a f*** you to the industry while

    • new characters made for clear spin offs
    • shared universe baiting
    • doing a retelling of the first movie to try and get new fans
    • inserting marvel type humor in it
    • nostalgia baiting
    • having cute characters made for selling plush toys
    • everything is bland and generic so it tries to please the masses

    bro I dont want to piss you off , and I liked a lot of it but I seriously dont get how can something be so convoluted, is it the message to show how all this is trash and they used their own movie to expose it while simultaneously criticizing it?

  • HaroldsChicken 🇵🇸
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    Dec 23, 2021

    There were cute robots in animatrix

  • Dec 23, 2021
    coolrebel

    Bane already did. Not sure if you blocked him lol. He said this:

    It literally follows the marvel formula to A to Z
    Colorful visuals âś…
    Witty/funny story wink wink âś…
    Unnecessary robot/cute characters âś…
    Generic love interest storyline âś…
    Lack of any actual stakes âś…
    Hero wins at the end âś…
    S***ty cinematography âś…
    Forgettable soundtrack âś…
    Funny (cringe) fat sidekick âś…
    Action scenes that are hard to follow and lack any creativity âś…
    Mindless zombies that serve no purpose âś…
    How more marvel could it have possibly been? you are objectively wrong, and that's to be expected from anyone dumb enough to enjoy this movie

    Marvel own colour now too damn

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    be2sane

    It’s not that part i’m trying to prove

    Kids will simply not enjoy it. As a matter of fact most Marvel adult enthusiasts won’t

    Why because “they couldn’t possible grasp something this complex, a true ride through the outer limits of our free thought”

    Lol this is a MCU reskin

    It’s just an action(shitty tho tbh) movie for the most part.

  • HaroldsChicken 🇵🇸
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    Dec 23, 2021
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    DIKALISM

    the thing is they're saying a f*** you to the industry while

    • new characters made for clear spin offs
    • shared universe baiting
    • doing a retelling of the first movie to try and get new fans
    • inserting marvel type humor in it
    • nostalgia baiting
    • having cute characters made for selling plush toys
    • everything is bland and generic so it tries to please the masses

    bro I dont want to piss you off , and I liked a lot of it but I seriously dont get how can something be so convoluted, is it the message to show how all this is trash and they used their own movie to expose it while simultaneously criticizing it?

    What marvel type humor be specific

  • HaroldsChicken 🇵🇸
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    Dec 23, 2021
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    Marvel doesn’t own a lot of what y’all think it does and the fact that you think it does is scary

  • HaroldsChicken 🇵🇸
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    Dec 23, 2021

    “ character winning at end is mcu “ are y’all dumb or serious?

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    HaroldsChicken

    Marvel doesn’t own a lot of what y’all think it does and the fact that you think it does is scary

    wild because the idea of a corporation owning those things is literally what the movie is about

  • HaroldsChicken 🇵🇸
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    Dec 23, 2021
    nosejabs

    wild because the idea of a corporation owning those things is literally what the movie is about

  • Dec 23, 2021
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    I agree with the lack of stakes.

    The fact they removed the payphone extraction method was my biggest disappointment

    Trinity just said said “Bye” and they exited at the end