So the other day I went to a message parlor for a happy ending
I was actually very interested in the message I was hoping for a nice oil down and hot rocks and everything but also wanted to cut at the end
So I go on rub maps look at the cheapest place 50 dollars for an hour and said bet 50 dollars for message and handjob no problem
I walked in saw the sign and it said 40 for 30 minutes. I was stunted idk, then some sexy Asian girl Japan definitely big t*** she tells me get in room. I go in hastily give the 40 and she walks out tells me get naked
Boom im naked big cock out she comes in and says so what u want
I said uhhh message. She starts rubbing my ass and all that tells me to turn around and giggles when my fat cock slaps my stomach. She says like ok so I touch im like yea
And she says 60 dollars I said what
She asks for 60 more I said like 20 more or another 60
I then realize I got scammed
She said another 60
I said no just finish the messsge
But the rest was just a front message
My d*** was so hard I was just laying there looking at her t*** hoping she’d just go for it
I kept tryna talk down the prices but she wouldn’t budge
6 minutes later she said that’s it. I kid u not I got like 15 minutes
No oil or hot rocks. Then she forced me to pay her 10 more.
She walked out and like 3 other girls came in and said why you no f***?? With a sad face and I just shrugged
I went home jerked off but was mad embarrassed cuz that was lowkey my last 100 dollars
Am I a b****
I remember a friend of @Jerry_Seinfeld went to one similar to that except there was a male host
long story short, it moved
I think it's because you went to a message parlor and not a massage parlor
You’re the method.
Cuhs put a period like u a prophet shut up don’t meme me up b**** talk to me straight
shouldve asked her out on a date before the handjob tbh
I literally asked her out while she was giving the message
I think it's because you went to a message parlor and not a massage parlor
Wdym
Cuhs put a period like u a prophet shut up don’t meme me up b**** talk to me straight
You’re. The. METHOD!
message
@mods move to message parlor sxn