Something similar happened to me except it was real and we porked

I would not recount this story irl, personally

You still get points for the hilarity. Feels bad to laugh at you though for it.

Have you considered just paying a s***worker off of backpages or tryst? Surely it's the easier way than all this trouble.

its about the thrill bro

"im ovulating rn and I'll do anything you want but I just need to get fingered first"

No I’m not serious I just wanted to make you feel better

Bound to take an L after a few W's. Keep it goin dawg but watch out for those red flags

RIP OP

i havent taken a W since september of last year. It's been L's from that point on

Take a step out the game for a few months and recalculate, go back out in the summer

but the game is the only thing that keeps me entertained bro

I love @op

get into tekken or somethin nigga idk

LMFAOOOOOOOO

honestly the dudes who set u up were the real losers of this story @op

Nah that joke went too far those guys were playing with their life

Traaaaaagic

A woman would never even dream of doing some s*** like that if they were in the same situation. Think like a woman in this way lol

Ngl tho, admitting this makes you braver than most of the people in here. That type of gumption, and shameless humiliation fetish, might take you somewhere. You’ve got heart.

Damn this nigga down bad

i treat this site like my journal. I have showed so many L's already its bad

I’m very sorry this occurred and it’s great that you’re pulling a lesson out of this, we all f*** up, man.

But a CIA black site enhanced interrogation room could not pull this intel out of me

We need to turn BVL’s girl shenanigans into a teen comedy movie like Superbad

At least u still have ur ohmibod at home