My job is relocating me to Miami in a few months. I just wanted to get any info about the city or like tips from locals.

I’m currently in Seattle and I hate it here but I grew up in LA so maybe Miami is more my vibe.

Miami is great. Those Cuban women are the best in the world.

It’s mad humid and fairly expensive but a lot of fun. Good energy, good food, beautiful women. You’ll like it.

hot as f*** out here in south florida smfh but yeah the latin hoes bad as s***

Oh you don’t want to move to Florida mate

I wish my job would relocate me to Miami

OP about to become the next Florida Man

Learn basic spanish. And leave all your pre conceived notions behind. Miami is amazing. Stay focused and don't get distracted. Enjoy it and dont be a dumbass. There are so many dumbasses in Florida you would think Cops f*** with everyone. But really, there are just that many dumbasses.

also remember one wrong street in Miami could be bad news

You don’t want to live in Seattle mate, it sucks so much. And I’m getting a raise so why not 💁🏽‍♀️ lol

Met one of the most beautiful women of my life at a BMTH show in Miami, I shouldn’t have told her I lived in STL cause she ghosted me after that

I understand Spanish 100% I’m half Salvadorian but I speak it broken and like Spanglish so I’m pretty sure I’m good.

I’ll update the thread when I end up d***ged up in a hotel because I wanted to have fun lol

Ay good s*** bro good luck!

edit: as

A lot more elderly people live there than you think. Moved down there for school and found a hard time meeting any young people my age.

I guess it’s because cost of living is so expensive , that young people leave the city as soon as they move out of their parents house. So really only old people stick around.

And I’m strictly talking about Miami Dade not ghetto ass Broward County

is that where the Downtown is? I’m pretty much gonna work in that area but damn I really thought I was gonna see models all day :( lol

No avi Having ass

what’s the point? lol

you lucky b****** Miami is the #1 place I wanna go in the whole world right now

Miss me with the hurricanes tho

update: due to covid this got delayed a few months but I’ll finally move officially next Friday. I’ll see y’all in Wynwood fam

Brush up on Spanish and eat lots of seafood for the culture

F*** Miami

dude probably lived in a suburb in Kendall, Miami is packed with young people

suck my d***

Going from the PNW to fLorida yeah thats an L

But the Cuban women
Salvageable W