This is now an ATLiens appreciation thread
Demi lit that spoon and went to outer space
I knew it was coming it was only a matter of when
she said. “It looked at me and we made eye contact, and I think that’s what really shook me, looking into the eyes of something that I couldn’t quite wrap my head around.”
meanwhile the alien:
have the most disgusting nasty thoughts in my head rn and I don’t know how to put them into words
"I’m pretty sure about what I saw, but I’d also bought weed wax from a guy in a van in front of a taco shop, so it could have been the weed wax."
This part made me think it was an Onion article or some s***