At this point ill milk the cow my damn self

Remember when Tom Green milked a cow by sucking on its teat?

Is that the dude who wrote a fault in our stars

Im CRYING

Mlilk a cow not easy or fun you’ll be willing to pay 20 for a gallon after one month of self milk

Dude ive been self milking for like 12 years how hard can it be

My guy where are you Dubai

Milk is 8 dollars?

Ops milk plug is overcharging the hell out of him

Milk is free if you go through self-checkout.

get your money up nigga

lock

where tf do you live lol

It is not lmao

freddy got fingered film of the life

Anyone over 18 that still drinks milk needs to re-evaluate their life

Bro shopping at Whole Foods

milk is a psyop

f*** you you WEAK bone frail brittle b****

Milk doesn’t strengthen bones. It’s an urban legend they sold you to keep you buying milk like the good little obedient consumer you are.

They aint have eggs today

Exactly that s*** ls literally 70% water. They're making yall pay 8$ for it