Homie pulled up with dierrhea and used up
Half the toilet paper supply

Already got a movie script ready to go. Finna scab the WGA and get my big break

When you’re stuck in the titanic wreckage and your irritable bowel bubble guts start flaring up

Why do you even want to look at the wreckage of a ship 10k+ feet in the ocean.

What is the point of being that stupid

Even if they find them, if they are 10k deep no machine is able to go down there and rescue them

The window for viewing is like insanely small too I’m pretty sure, like those small ass windows on SpongeBob’s house

The premise is cool i guess but the risk very heavily outweighs the reward, just a super sad situation

I sorta get not liking these old wealthy f***s but one of em is 19 years old. Dying that young in such a condition is devastating.

might be because ive been binging mysterious disappearances on Wikipedia, but i have a feeling they’re not gonna find this submarine man

Rip

^ wants to hear people suffering before they die

It will be one of the greatest miracles in human history if they do, and I’m praying they find them

Same type of dude that goes on reddit to look up videos of people dying. sickos!

Blud wants Big Brother in the death trap undersea Pringle can

I started following a morbid knowledge account on twitter

this news is perfect for them...most of the stuff they tweet is terrifying and it's all true

how is Cameron able to film an entire movie down there 20 years ago but 5 billionaires can’t get access to a real submarine with up to date technology

Sounds like the billionaires got finessed.

Why would he tweet this?

they f***in for sure

idk why would you bring billionaires into this as if we're discussing some sort of 'healthy alternative' to that scum. I'd extend my sympathies to those in a genuine struggle, but if you wanted to drive a joystick-controlled submarine and something went wrong..

at least your family still up

Everyone looking at my dierrhea on the floor, cackling

Maybe they wanted to die

One of the videos on page 1 said there are only 3 subs in the world that can go that far

Not the timbs at the dock