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If im her i’m choking him - you stupid monkey how dare you steal my property !!! There would be no negotiation.

ima old woman, i’ll kick ya off this ledge to a soundtrack of some bali gamelan. As you are about to fall id snatch that phone from your paws 😒

Lock him up

Or make him chief of police

Not sure yet

Imagine getting Chris Vossed by a f***ing monkey

she couldnt wait to get her phone back what was she hiding in there

imagine negotiating with a terrorist like that

Id say push him off the cliff but i just know the monkey militia gon be on her ass like the chickens from ocarina of time

Would’ve done him like Suge over that ledge

who does he think he is?

You know that monkey was top of his college class for buisness school

Gonna be trying to coax his old friends he hasnt talked to in 7 years on IG into a pyramid scheme hes a part of that he doesnt realize its a pyramid scheme

i woulda slapped the s*** outta him

remember when monkeys threw 250 dogs off of the top of buildings for revenge

You think you can choke a monkey?