Nov 13, 2020"You look like you listen to Brockhampton"
In her defense, I do so
Nov 13, 2020
VVV"you know we dont have to talk everyday, right?"
killed me
pain.
Nov 13, 2020good boyShe was getting that d*** d*** fr
Nov 13, 2020
BasedBoy
Low key the funniest post I’ve seen in a minute
- Nov 13, 2020
Asked a girl to go to homecoming and she said she had a date, then 2 days later she posted on Facebook about going alone to homecoming.
I still won in the end cause I got head in her moms car when we ran into each other at the movies.
Nov 13, 2020I dont wanna even say ima be the ktt laughing stock
- Nov 13, 2020·1 replyThemCLBniggasweak
I was catfishing this one chick with fake d*** pics for a month. She was mad freaky.
After she took my pants down she said ”this isn’t what i expected” and in my head i went ”its too late now, we’re already here” and proceeded to catch this W
Ayooooo you wild as f*** fam
Girl: this isn’t what I expected
You:
Nov 13, 2020
ragedsycokillerAsked a girl out once with some cheesy s*** in the morning before class. She looked at me and shook her head and walked away.
Pain she could’ve just said no thanks
- Nov 13, 2020
I ain’t gonna lie my first high school crush said she didn’t think i was good looking..shit hurt for a few a weeks, and I had to sit right next to her everyday for like 4 months..
- Nov 13, 2020ThemCLBniggasweak
I was catfishing this one chick with fake d*** pics for a month. She was mad freaky.
After she took my pants down she said ”this isn’t what i expected” and in my head i went ”its too late now, we’re already here” and proceeded to catch this W
This kinda sums bruh
Nov 13, 2020
A P O GHad a girl I wasn't dating just a coworker I work with told me" I'm gonna be alone forever because she can't imagine anyone ever wanting to date me"
jesus christ bro
- Nov 13, 2020A P O G
Had a girl I wasn't dating just a coworker I work with told me" I'm gonna be alone forever because she can't imagine anyone ever wanting to date me"
ouch
- Nov 13, 2020·1 replydotM
Ayooooo you wild as f*** fam
Girl: this isn’t what I expected
You: Lmao when she’s mad h**** and looking at your d*** she’s not gonna say ”no” at that point. We already here. I def beat it down though
- Nov 13, 2020Fire Lord
Once I was in my car taking a selfie and two black girls walking by saw me and said "ew" and started dying laughing while walking away.
I don't take seflies anymore.
Some girl said my c***probably tastes like s*** cause of the way i eat
I dont c***in anyones mouth anymore
fuuuuuuck that's horrible my guy but keep taking selfies, you gotta rebuild that confidence
- Nov 13, 2020Fire Lord
Once I was in my car taking a selfie and two black girls walking by saw me and said "ew" and started dying laughing while walking away.
I don't take seflies anymore.
Some girl said my c***probably tastes like s*** cause of the way i eat
I dont c***in anyones mouth anymore
- Nov 13, 2020
the 'ew' must really burn your soul man
Nov 13, 2020ThemCLBniggasweakI was catfishing this one chick with fake d*** pics for a month. She was mad freaky.
After she took my pants down she said ”this isn’t what i expected” and in my head i went ”its too late now, we’re already here” and proceeded to catch this W
- Nov 13, 2020ThemCLBniggasweak
Lmao when she’s mad h**** and looking at your d*** she’s not gonna say ”no” at that point. We already here. I def beat it down though
get it how you live man 
chip skylark 🏄🏾♂️Nov 13, 2020·5 replies“Doesn’t matter how many girls you f***, you’ll never be happy cause you hate yourself “ - girl from the 1st real relationship I ever had
Nov 14, 2020A P O GI had a girl I was dating on the phone tell me she was sucking another man's d*** for practice to prepare for me
Then she got mad at me for hanging up and blamed me on not communicating cause it was a joke
Nov 14, 2020
- Gojira 🦖Nov 14, 2020chip skylark
“Doesn’t matter how many girls you f***, you’ll never be happy cause you hate yourself “ - girl from the 1st real relationship I ever had
bro
Nov 14, 2020VVV"you know we dont have to talk everyday, right?"
killed me
She just needed space to cheat on you
Nov 14, 2020·4 repliesPosted this exact comment in another thread.
My ex went completely crazy, cheated, threatened suicide and called ME a b**** for not fighting the dude she cheated with. B**** I'm a government employee I can't just go fighting whoever the f***. Idc you the one that f***ed him you fight dude.
Mind you she sent me money on Google pay just to attach a message to it because that's the only thing I don't have her blocked on