“Damn she’s fat”

Just treat them like an actual person with feelings and thoughts and you’re already batting better than 90% of niggas

No being hot is

what that mouth do

s*** is mad corny. type of niggas to sit around on the phone with they girl best friends talking about people and nothing like they a b**** too. niggas used to be men and just be in the world experiencing life. all these life coaches and advises based on modern life are lame as f***

Chest out shoulders back talk confidently read fiction love things have fun.

don't work yourself into a shoot brother brother

"i'm glad i grew up with pro wrestling where i know how to cut a promo of the cuff fr u see absolute dimes with dudes who walked off a casting call to be an extra in the walking dead all the time s***"

that's on von

that main event was pure cinema oh my days

Tryna imagine someone cutting a Hulk Hogan promo to their date
'Now let me tell you something, Lover!!!!
'

I think anyone over the age of like 22 should know this intuitively. You should have romantic feelings for someone you consider a friend.

much love
lover lover

dam homie I thought we had something special

Nobody’s ever truly ugly in the body/face unless they’re fat

op on some tongue in the booty. real freakazoid

Dating seems like such a waste of mental and physical effort.

My fat friend pull more hoes than any other dude i know

I was like wtf am i reading then i saw who posted this an was like ahh makes sense now

U pay for it?